Would is the hypothetical polite request. Will is the expectation that I’ll do it. They are more interchangeable than my being capable of doing it.

For the love of god just ask me if I would do something rather than ask me if I can.

Yes, I can pass the salt. But WILL I? 😑

Taking the fight straight into @fuckcars takes balls I’ll give you that

Hell is fine if the alternative is an actual line editor

I vote “raw dogging” applications