Spykee

Change of plan.
I am now schooled on preferring positive physical greetings.
But I appreciate your input.

I am average!

Hmmm…
Hmmmmmm…
Yeah, i can see what you mean.
Okay. I take that comment back.
I will consider Grindr.

@rowinxavier@lemmy.world , meet @slazer2au@lemmy.world.…
dude’s airing your dirty laundry in public.
I’m more than happy to replace him in your country. I’ll blend in ‘swimming-costume-wearing-at-lunch’ in no time.

How small does the friendship need to be for me to casually smooch all the pretty members of your society?

So you get naked for using the sauna in your home?
You sluts!

First of all,
You fuckers need to bring out your own dictionary.
Budgie smugglers? I thought that’s Australian for Gum Boots. Turns out, it kinda is actually, but for your Johnson & co.
Secondly, When wearing a thong (the real sexy kind) in a grocery store becomes a norm in your part of planet, I’m moving there permanently.
Third,
Lunch\Cafe in your beachwear?
Bro, you should’ve started with this.
Imma land there now.

My side-chick.

Fuck.
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Dick.
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Cunt.

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Ludacris now mad that you took out his name. That’s exactly the reason why he chose that name, so that he is remembered every time there’s something ludicrous.
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You gonn pay now bitch!

Oh my devil! Why the fuck would I care?
Just because he is much younger than her?
Or because he is the president of a European nation?
Have you all forgotten that at the end of the day, he is French!
They do all kinds of stupid shit. Choking on one’s spouse’s magnum dong is not one of them.
Don’t click on this stupid link, don’t give the news any traffic.
Let the man & his spouse bang it out in peace.

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Take some bloody notes, Michelangelo di Lodovico!
Quit drawing titties & dicks & learn some art…and bring that boy Leonardo so that he learns something as well.
Kids these days!

I also boobs.
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Additionally, I also for legal reasons & to avoid being banished by all communities, will provide no further context.

Glad to know your government fucks you too.

You’re my Messiah, for I have found a path.

It’s the same on this part of the planet.
Same suggestion to you.
Forge a new one. Make yourself younger/older, male/female, gay/ultra max gay and then use that to watch all sorts of kinky stuff.
Profit.

Great. Can you forge a new one? Get a new ID. Make yourself 10yrs younger/older.
Then watch all the porn you want.
Simple.

Don’t you guys have some form of government ID that almost anybody can forge? Or is it an old thing?

Peanut butter and steel wool is my ass.

You have no idea.
I used it once and it took out all the chunky peanut butter out of the steel wool within 30 seconds. Every little bit of it.
I miss it dearly. :(