Check my post history, I make this exact post every October because it hasn’t ceased to be relevant in years

Some riff on the 1800s circular design or something, they took liberties

Who could have possibly guessed?

Don’t worry, at least the billionaire parasites and their offspring will survive in their underground shelters!

If I’m still breathing, keep going

We’re speed running our dystopia

Well I know where I’m not watching it 🦜🏴‍☠️

Here, I fixed it:

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I should have fed it through the compressor a few more times

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Repeat after me, RAID is not a backup

You can also cut it into 2½-3in sided squares and have a convenient supply of toilet paper. Just don’t flush it down the toilet, even your plumbing doesn’t want it.

Ah yes, the rural broadband upgrade we’ve paid for since the late 90s is now extraneous. Just go ahead and keep those tens or hundreds of billions, we didn’t need anything in exchange for them anyway.

God I can’t believe how fucking stupid Republican voters are.

Maybe the sand is hot? It’s a situational decision.

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In case you don’t want it in your ass?

We pivoted from real activism to bumper stickers and yard signs and campaign donations to candidates who signalled the right wealthy class social virtues in the 90s and haven’t looked back