In the future, refrigerators will have AI connected cameras in them you’ll have to pay subscriptions to refrigerate your food. Put a frozen pizza in your freezer without paying for the frozen pizza addon and your freezer will shut off.

Books? Surely you mean man pages.

Next he’ll tell you he supports forced lobotomies for anyone not using an LLM to think for them.

You all don’t understand how high tech this is, this is literally quantum compression. You compress your image, and when you go to uncompress it, the algorithm randomly selects one possible variation of that image from the quantum multiverse and pulls it into your universe! Truly a marvel of engineering!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

At this point, the LLMs are the only friends the billionaires have. They are spending trillions on AI cause they want friends and can’t find any among the human race.