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This reminds me of that Enterprise episode where they were trapped in a cave with the rock people.

“Hello. I see you. I know there’s a person in there.”

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Don’t. You will be replaced with a version of yourself that will hate living your life, so it will drop everything and run off to join a fishing trawler and spend their time screaming into the abyss just to annoy it.

You’d have to be awkward in some way to come up with those kind of stories in the first place.

Vance said ‘I’m ready to be president, just in case’ and some people were like ‘oh shit, it’s happening!’.

You say True Neutral, I say Lazy Neutral and we’re both be correct.

For comparison, some dudes just send dick pics en masse and still manage to hook up without saying a word.

A regular sword is adequate. Nobody really wants to be adequate.

Yup. Too hot to cuddle.

Due to climate change and the ever-encroaching advance of humans into nature reserves, hibernation seems to be more and more unlikely. As such, bears remain active throughout the year and fill the calendars with all their hairiness.

I had pants like those. Wore them as shorts during summer and when it was time to zip them back up, the two sides had different colours.

Horsemen of the apocalypse.

The king has to worry about the traditional four. The working class has to worry about authority and taxes. And the beggar doesn’t have to worry about any because they’re already living the end times every day.

The centennials.

Want to feel older? The series was made in the previous century.

Because due to a lack of proper infrastructure, we often come to see the others as being in the way.

No offense to this, but teens on motorized wheels are usually a menace. Not their fault though, the need for speed is omnipresent. Regardless of vehicle, we want to go fast and furious.

Uh, yeah you do. What do you think charities are for? Helping people?

Too bad he wasn’t a Jeffrey… Those guys get all the fun roles.

Looks like Todd managed to pierce the dimensional veil and re-release Skyrim within the MCU.

Not rich enough considering the last Indiana Jones movie.