Source: I feel like it

Tbh I’d probably order a non-coffee drink if I was ever forced into a Starbucks.

I might be bigger but mine doesn’t vibrate in all the right ways.

Hockey is exciting if you’re into the match and/or sport.

Oh no, it’s to please you specifically, as an added bonus it might make you more attentive overall in the act but it’s supposed to make specifically you happier.

This is the way.

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It took me a couple of relationships to find the joy of coitus. Jacking off also makes it less enjoyable.

This is me.

The day Apollo died I stopped using Reddit altogether (which was probably a good thing).

Technically the hole is still there, it’s just not as big of an issue nowadays. Then again the bad chemicals are still used and leaked in especially China so it could make a comeback.

/b/ and /v/ semi randomly, /tg/ more when it was created. Then I took a year off snd the place was ruined with ragecomics and all the other zoomer bs.

And that’s before even mentioning Hasbro…

You don’t have to have a perfect diet (trying too hard to get one ends up being bad for you), you just have to do enough of the things mentioned here.

Oh sure, hand in your root password to Jarvis, makes running things smoother.

I want to upgrade my DSLR into a mirrorless (that weighs less) but lo and behold I’m on an extended sick leave after I dislocated my shoulder and my employer doesn’t pay a cent after the first month.

Oh man, my poor germans. In Finland the bottle return accepts bottles outside the return program with no complaints, just worth 0,0€.

Rye bread is just that good.

Iceland. It gets cold there.

Ah, the old master wanker. Look it up.