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  • It’s all about conservation of energy.

    In your satellite scenario, the sum of kinetic and potential energy must remain fixed. This means higher orbits are slower orbits. In fact this is observable in man-made satellites that are moved to higher or lower orbits. There is no free ride.

    In the “heat death” of the universe scenario, the total amount of energy in the universe is conserved (it is finite) but the volume of the universe keeps growing. On a long enough time scale the universe’s average energy per unit volume approaches zero.












  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRule
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    2 months ago

    We could have some fun with this.

    The Atlanta Confederates: Whites-only team, but by league rule they lose every game they play. It’s a matter of pride in their heritage.

    The Boston Puritans: No alcohol or swearing allowed in the ballpark, all games must end before dark, and they never play on Sundays.

    The San Francisco Ferries (already done in the movie Baseketball).

    The New Jersey Hitmen: The team’s mascot embodies all the worst Italian-American stereotypes you can imagine.

    The Florida Men: The most, uh, interesting mascot in the league. Maybe don’t take your kids to the game.