For me it’s:

Oh shit, that last update borked my computer… wth is postfix? How was it corrupted? Whatever… How do I reinstall it… [look up answer an Ask Ubuntu- Copy/Paste]; okay cool. Wait, losing postfix also broke my graphics driver?! Why? Whatever… I guess I should reinstall it… [look up answer an Ask Ubuntu- Copy/Paste]; okay cool.

Then I forget everything I just did because Ubuntu rarely breaks and also I think it was just my ssd dying…

Some happy little Rust right over here.

Slow motion planking, nice.

Just spend a few minutes with your legs above your head each day, and you’ll be fine. I usually just lie on my bed with my feet up on the wall after stretching. Sometimes I also end up taking a nap, which is nice.

*while on a yoga ball

“I’m just over here, floppin’ about to the beat of my life”

Find a company that’s already unionized or form a union within your current company.

You might also tell them that the AI is distracting because it’s constantly talking, which is likely true anyway.

No, I am the real presidente of Cha- Romania.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention. mb lol

I don’t remember! All I remember are the hosts, what they talked about and that it was on channel 34 through Shaw probably.

Oh yeah! You helped me remember and old TV show (early 2000’s?) that was better then any crap I would learn in school (that was heavily tainted by christian shitbags). It was really in depth and went over everything from mental aspects of attraction to foreplay to how to prevent and treat STIs.

All of what you just said made me remember it more clearly, and all of what you just said is pretty much exactly my experience as well. Goddamn christians.

Christian teachers showing us pictures of STI infections that had been left alone for probably years before the patient went to/was able to go to a doctor in an effort to scare us into celibacy. Generally a scarring experience that didn’t really teach us anything other than to practice safe sex.

*This was in the early 2000s IIRC.

Reading through the comments I remembered about a really great sex-positive TV show I would always watch late at night at around the same time my public education failed in teaching me about sex. The hosts were a really attractive Asian-looking guy with flowy hair and always wore a silk shirt with the top 2-3 buttons undone and a really attractive white girl that always wore a lot of tight clothes. They went over a lot of topics regarding attraction, safe-sex, how to deal with STIs; however, I don’t think there were any specific segments on anything LGBTQ+, but IIRC they didn’t need to because they way they presented things were easily applied to any sexual orientation. As in they talked about anal sex and how to do it safely and whatnot without specifically saying gex. I would love to read more about it, so if you know what it was called please lmk.

Shrek

Also the high-heels.

You are still a featherless biped. Also your nail come back, stronger, harder.

I can hear and smell it now… ah yes…

I wish I could find some filters for linux… but none of them seem to work. ;-;

In this case it was more of a miscommunication. IIRC they used “👍” to say, “Yes, I received your text. Hold on a moment while I prepare things”. Something like that… I think that emoji cost the guy something like three-million dollars.

There was a legal case in Eastern Canada a short while ago that ruled “👍” is legally binding as an affirmative in terms of a verbal contract.