Is that what Nirvana meant by “Heart-Shaped Box”?

I second this recommendation!

My wife has been dieting and wasn’t drinking enough water, so she had some… uncomfortable poops. So anal has been off the menu for a couple of weeks.

Never in her life has she asked for anal, so I figured she was always doing it for me (although she basically always comes during anal sex, usually from a toy on her clit but sometimes with her fingers).

So she’s riding me cowgirl a couple says ago, and she says, “I bet you really miss my ass huh?” I’m not much of a conversationalist when I am fucking, so I just said , “oh yes!”

Imagine my surprise when she says, “Me too. I love your hard dick in my butthole.” I was so turned on that came about 3 seconds after that. 😬