I tried that once, my computer caught fire then told me to kill my son,
I don’t even have a son
think I’ll just stick to linux
I tried that once, my computer caught fire then told me to kill my son,
I don’t even have a son
think I’ll just stick to linux
It’s basic thermonomics, you learn it at busineering school
Dragonborn absorbs dragon souls, this dog absorbs dog souls so i guess it’s dogborn?
PSA: sofa pull outs are not effective at preventing sofa pregnancies
Let’s please just all agree that it only includes beings that pass the harkness test
123 trillion usd in the world, assuming the 1k doubles every week (1, 2, 4, 8 etc) you’d only need to wear it for 37 weeks or ~0.7 years before you’d be richer than the rest of… earth
Would you do it?
Yeqh like when nestle launched a premium version with no slave labour, they didn’t have less slavery overall they just used more slavery-produced chocolate in their other products
Can confirm, I had a laptop that took multiple minutes to boot and was sluggish as hell, installed linux and after that it booted in 5-10 seconds and felt snappy again
Have you no compassion? Think of the poor desolute shareholders, they need you, they need your labour, it is your duty as a fellow human being to do everything to make their numbers go up is it not?


A racist bike lane on the other hand is exactly what the economy needs!
And my favourite dessert, death!


I’m sorry to hear that, feel better soon!
And then jump out of them
At least that’s what i get an urge to do every time i have to use windows


Ehy would i want to kill my depression? it’s my oldest friend!


Car oopsy daisies
Siblings aren’t actually a thing, my extensive research on pornhub has concluded that only step-siblings are a thing
I googled each number as i needed them and can’t be arsed to look them up again, they should be in the right ballpark just look it up
I love that we live in a time where everyone is accusing eachother of posting AI slop regardless of whether it is or not by the way
Me if i was a thief