Ignotum

“Itō Jakuchu looked at his work and wept, for there were no more frogs worth drawing”

I only last a couple of seconds when I’m with a tree so even if you triple it…
Oh you meant like just hanging around?

Some men after finding out what women’s romance novels are actually like:

First crying over NNN, then crying over all the holiday stress

I’m sorry Will, looks like it’s no longer rewind time 😞

She usually is,
in my fanfic at least

And my best friends best friend 🥲

Me if i was a thief

I tried that once, my computer caught fire then told me to kill my son,
I don’t even have a son

think I’ll just stick to linux

It’s basic thermonomics, you learn it at busineering school

Dragonborn absorbs dragon souls, this dog absorbs dog souls so i guess it’s dogborn?

PSA: sofa pull outs are not effective at preventing sofa pregnancies

Let’s please just all agree that it only includes beings that pass the harkness test

123 trillion usd in the world, assuming the 1k doubles every week (1, 2, 4, 8 etc) you’d only need to wear it for 37 weeks or ~0.7 years before you’d be richer than the rest of… earth

Would you do it?

Yeqh like when nestle launched a premium version with no slave labour, they didn’t have less slavery overall they just used more slavery-produced chocolate in their other products

Can confirm, I had a laptop that took multiple minutes to boot and was sluggish as hell, installed linux and after that it booted in 5-10 seconds and felt snappy again

Have you no compassion? Think of the poor desolute shareholders, they need you, they need your labour, it is your duty as a fellow human being to do everything to make their numbers go up is it not?

A racist bike lane on the other hand is exactly what the economy needs!

Syncthing

And my favourite dessert, death!