Ain’t nobody got time for that.

I haven’t had to do any edits beyond minor typo corrections so far, but this is essentially what I’d do. I prefer crossing things out so people can see what the context would have been for any older comments.

The Costco near me used to have one single line for all lanes of self checkout machines, it was great. Then some months ago they switched it to a line per lane and I hate it so much. I think it’s just stupid “perceptions” — people probably just “feel like” it takes longer when it’s one long line, so they’re happy to wait longer in a shorter line because visually “their turn is coming soon.”

My dumbass reading through these comments: “keep ass… ehehehehe”

Glorious.

I’m doing my part! 🥳

“reportedly plan to ask” sounds like it’ll be about as impactful as a strongly worded letter from the UN.

The raccoon protocol, of course!

Seconding Flonase! I buy a bottle every spring. It’s basically a miracle for me.