Your dialer may already be monetized! If you get a call from a company and see their logo chances are they paid for that. It’s not enshittified yet, but it definitely could be. Source: I maintain a codebase that does this for a major device manufacturers dialer.

I’m them-adjacent and I’ll keep my mouth shut

They’re called that because they are the size of grape seeds. Why anyone thought that made them appealing is beyond me. Grape nut flakes are pretty good though

My sense of scale was all wrong, I thought it was a steering wheel for driving Psyduck nuts

Monkeys controlling crabs controlling monkeys finding that the clockwork crab is actually run by a monkey