the amount of bigoted dipshits confident that they’re going through the pearly gates has me half convinced they’re right and half convinced that i’m not missing out on a whole lot

1984 or something idk i dont read

your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey’s paw curls all but one finger: the middle

i don’t really know the general consensus around here but my take is that vehicles are massively useful tools but that personalized vehicles are causing and have caused massive problems. the vast majority of people don’t need them (if public transportation wasn’t terrible) but i wouldn’t expect firefighters to take the bus down to a burning house for example

my dog doesn’t piss and shit in toilets 🤠

no, obviously not

but what is love?

🥺

how can people know if you’re bluffing if you don’t even know if you’re bluffing?

🤠

confirm that ‘bongo obliterator’ mia will be allowed to ‘play [client] like bongos’: y/n

i’m giving you a 90 degree tip

you mean a 90 percent tip right?

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❒ B ❒ V ❒

i bet your butt has a crack in it

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

it feels nice when the closet gets a little bigger, if just for a moment 🥹

another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ

100% much easier when you just straight up fabricate your results

everyone imperator until the wealthy roman geriatrics smuggle gladii across the pomerium