Ah. Uhhh. Um, can I interest you in, like, a LOT more doughnuts?

Oh, you’re right. Crocs are much, much easier to wash.

See, everyone should plan their sexcapades on lemmy, you get very high quality advice.

Oh, wait, wait, I just thought of something. BRB.

On reflection, I think I’m posting too much in this thread.

I’m not sure what it means. I’ll talk it over with my shrink on Tuesday.

Are you boasting about your phat ass, or is it just such a mighty bubble butt that it would pop anything else that got near it?

Oh shit, that was meant to be a dm.

Never mind. Own it. Own it.

Yeah, I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of… No, no, that’s not always true, post-nut clarity and all that.

Er, we all have needs, and sometimes… No, no, that’s a bit entitled.

A mouth’s a mouth, and what two consenting adults get up to in their garden shed is of no concern to anyone. Yeah.

Just as long as its out of view of the window so Mrs Stephenson next door doesn’t get a bit of a surprise when she weeds the rose bed.

Kind of you to offer. When can you get round?

I mean, it depends, dude, it depends.

Probably get ants though.

You have saved me from all kinds of trouble with your sensible warnings. I did not think this through well enough.

If I might trouble you further, o wise one, how about up against the shed wall, each in a pair of welly boots, standing in a paddling pool half full of water?

The real life pro tip is always in the comments.

What about missionary, though?

Thanks for explaining more. I feel like I blundered about a bit in the topic, but you graciously took the time to share your perspective with me and I got a window into another life. In the sea of memes and politics, there was a little nugget of human reality that I got to share in. Thank you. I hope you have a long and very happy life.

If there were an easy way of transperimenting, you might give it a go, but you’d definitely want to go back afterwards. That makes sense. Perhaps you could call it 1st choice cis? Not-transperiment-averse is too much of a mouthful.

A 1m dick would make almost every sexual activity more uncomfortable… except one.

This sentence has a whole bunch of imagery I was not expecting.

Except I’m not sure there’s as direct a route from trans girl to billionaire.

Yeah. Remain voter here.

Imagine leaving the EU because some idiots want the Conservative Party to have freer reign to ruin the country all because they convinced them that the problems caused by lack of investment in health, education and council housing were supposedly caused by immigrants.

I lost so many rights and protections, and British farming is dying out faster than ever. The common agricultural policy was flawed, yes, but hanging all the farmers out to dry is not the solution you want.

I wish we were still in the EU. :(

Meh, there are plenty of people in the real world who just want power and money for themselves, who will shit on anybody and anything to get it and teach others to hate on people for just being different in order to gain power. I don’t think it’s at all implausible that absurdly nasty and selfish people exist.

I used to hate it when people kept wobbling the steering wheel around when driving in a clearly straight road but then Top Gear had an episode featuring some American cars from the 1980s and constantly correcting the steering was necessary because there was so much loose play in the system!

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2017/03/06/tap/

For reference, £10 in 1908 would be worth roughly $1000 today and there were 20s in a pound, so 10s would be worth about $50 today.

Elm, which is the loveliest language ever.

But I’m not sure if compiles to javascript counts as compiled, in which case haskell, which is considerably less lovely but still good.

Roc isn’t finished, but it might turn out lovely, I don’t know.