Oh, did an airline stewardess walk by?

Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.

You jest, but futures can actually go negative. At one point during covid a tanker shortage meant you could be paid a few $100 to accept delivery of a barrel of crude. Some people were joking about filling their swimming pools.

In trading we refer to tesla as a meme stock, or better, as shit beta. I have a theory a number of big interday players moved into memes when they started getting bigger, because the poor liquidity of the plays cause the market…. Because the people who sell the stock had to keep buying more stock to make the options they sold safer.

Tesla is up and down because it makes people money.

Sounds like you’ve achieved goatse post-nut clarity.

I mean Tim, if you wanted me to stop using maps you could have just asked, you didn’t need to insert ads.

I’m told you are supposed to pick up the good ones.

“More presidential.”

Does “a foreign language” count?

Oh god, the stock market. Trying to trade open at 6:30am as a night owl is the worst.

That was wonderful, I’d never seen it. Well, it was wonderful but absurd.

A character with ADD who is lvl 2 in every class.

I still want the Muppet D&D movie, where the Muppets are playing at the table and human actors (voiced by the muppets) represent them during the action.

Look for wassailing music. It’s old caroling music that tends german, and can be a nice change of pace.

I personally like the theory that they caught him using five eyes data, and skip the step where they write “US citizen” in the transcripts

“ let’s get you a scrum-rifle and see what you can do to improve your stats.”

Well, clearly you are not a bot on reddit then.

Adam something is such a strange name, too.

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Does counting to 12 count?