I’m reminded of some sage advice an elder said in my youth… “don’t want none, don’t start none”

Soul crushing work, you say. At Meta? Are you sure we are talking about the same company? I’m just shocked.

Yep, look like all the older moms around here in Oklahoma

I’d let you on but Mr muffins doesn’t like you and I prioritize my vengeful piss machine that behaves exactly like a methhead every night at 3am.

Right? Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own predictable greed and corruption

It’s like averaging out anything- the temperature of your porridge is the average of all porridges, the new movie you’ve been waiting for just uses the most common tropes in its writing, the quality of sex you’ll have next is the average of all sex you’ve already had

Cancer roulette

Passive income

If you get 10 bros to sign up on the app and they upload verification dick pics, we will send you a free pair of truck nuts and a gator mask that is signed by RFK and whoever is in charge of ICE on the day the items are shipped out

Hell yeah, brother, see you on the app

You think I’m doing penis ratings for free, mate? Download the app

Now do this for guys and their penis size based on what they drive, wear, hairstyle, and what cologne they wear

JOEY!

Well, the thing space is moving into and across. Or the nothing.