I guess it was that shrimple after all.

Omg, ur lolxdsorandom. :p (Please help me, I just want to eat pizza and play Halo at a buddy’s house.)

You know it’s a real problem when you’re still losing the 10mm in your sexual fantasies. Where do they go…?

If they were a more humane society, we likely would.

Tankies can eat shit.

Who doesn’t love liquid bread?

This reminds me of an old joke where there’s a pothole in the street causing major accidents, and the solution is to move the pothole in front of the hospital so that people can get medical care more quickly.

This is my hole! It was made for me!

Fite me.