If you want to view paradise, Simply vibe around and feel it, Anything you want, Just steal it. Want to change the world? Just dirty deal it.

The only kettlebell with programmable ringtones!

I just want a smallish 5-6 inch screen with a 4:3 ratio and a decent camera.

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!!!

Maybe she didn’t feel y’all shared any similar interests, or maybe you’re just an asshole who couldn’t sweet talk a princess.

‘The Gift’ 2015

“Hey bro, I heard you like things stuck on top of poles.”

🎶What do you get when you rape, cheat and steal? Eating McDonald’s for ev-er-y meal, leaving a stank in the place that you sat? What do you think will, come, of, that? Fuck-right-off-and-rest-in-piss. 🎶

Just gotta keep eating until your blood becomes queso and you start inspiring ultimate loyalty.

“They’re the same picture.”

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Absolutely. Excellent show.

Scavengers Reign.

HACK THE PLANET!!!

Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet’s around here somewhere.

A beer and a tablet stylus