Gotta cough to get off 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hot take: I think you might be Jessica.

My Stardew Valley spouse is very happy with me I’ll have you know.

My brain on drugs: bad, probably

My brain on thinkpads: almost certainly an improvement

At least everyone in this call is professional enough to be off casket.

They are really only good to eat when young. Older ones are riddled with parasites and very tough/gamey I hear.

Thanks for continuing to post Shel Silverstein. My mom used to read “where the sidewalk ends” to me when I was younger and I always loved it.

Piper? Is that you?

Love a good mashed potato. Boil until soft, mash with some butter/cream/milk. Salt and pepper to taste. Fantastic stuff.

I mean, isn’t that the point?

Whole grain sourdough starter?

Nope. Just whatever is latest stable.

as environmentally responsible creatures, I suspect woodchucks would encourage the recycling of wood over simply chucking it

If you’re curious what Siri says today when asked.

“Oh how cute, I’ll send this to my significant other…oh nevermind”

They are so friggin cute together. Love it

Having a single community that spans across instances is the big thing holding back more people from using Lemmy. You love topic X? Well which of the 5 communities dedicated to it do you wanna join? Just a confusing and suboptimal experience.

He for sure sacrificed Odie to the Orb.

I’m not sure if spelling could wrong makes this more or less believable.

This is a tremendously tough journey. I found Bald and Bankrupt’s video about it pretty insightful

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aswvkdCpZYc

But what will it do for the taste?