We don’t have time for a hand job.

Grab a test prep study guide - GED, SAT, … You can probably get a super cheap one at a used book store.

I like money.

The speculation I saw yesterday was that after Ukraine falls, next are the baltics, Moldova, Poland, Taiwan, and South Korea.

There have been several polls. We’re older and more female than you think.

I met a guy named Sam Pate. He was a radio man and was live during the JFK shooting. He said that at that time the drains were big enough for a person to easily slip into. He said the real shooter escaped that way and was on his way back to Chicago before Oswald was arrested.

I don’t understand how someone knows what/when to label. We all vary from time to time, in different periods of our lives and in different settings and situations. Yeah, health issues and medications can play a big role. When does low or high libido become so far outside the norm (or perceived norm) that it gets labeled?

In shows and movies, a woman kisses a man or unbuttons her blouse and the man suddenly become powerless to resist. Who the heck are these men that are so swayed by a hint of cleavage that they’ll hand over state secrets or their bank pin? And where are they training these women in voodoo kisses?

I make people answer Newlywed Game type questions with me, designate secret meeting spots and places to look for secret messages from me, and make up elaborate backstories just in case.

ETA- despite years of training for this, my husband’s answer was - An imposter would be able to wink with just one eye and finish a meal without spilling anything.

Can i ask about asexuality? I’ve never heard it described in that way - actually, i guess I’ve never heard it described at all. I don’t really know what my question is.

I didn’t grow up using it, but now as an adult I love it. I use it at least once a week with friends, family, and co-workers with intended offensive score of one or two. I have a friend that sends me pictures of clowns late at night when she knows I’m home alone. That’s pretty deserving of a middle finger or two.

You dropped your

/s

I appreciate the confidence and encouragement, but I’m completely unqualified. I’m likely the least techie lemmy user. If there were tech levels, I would in the ‘I can set up a printer about 60% of the time’ category.

I get that it’s annoying, but we’re sad, and angry, and scared, and we don’t know where to go. Maybe someone will make us a community called “Now what?” where we can cry, shout, wallow a bit, and then make a plan for survival.

I loved 11-22-63. Reading Fairy Tale now.

One of my cats plays fetch with paper balls, but only of it’s the right kind of paper.

Another cat can catch treats in her mouth or paws.

Third cat steals hair scrunchies and puts them in the water bowl.

One of my dogs is going blind. Since she can’t find us anymore, when she wants a treat she sits on the rug by the back door and lifts her paw to shake.

Obama visited my kids high school and my family went. My husband shook his hand and told him good luck. We were all really excited to see him speak and answer a few questions.

I take several breaths thinking about my pillow, bed, covers, and position; get comfortable and relaxed; and try to clear my mind. Then i start at my feet relaxing each body part for three breaths, feeling it sink into the bed and focusing hard so other thoughts can’t creep in. If i get distracted and wander, i start over. I’m usually asleep within a couple of minutes. It took me awhile to learn to do this and to keep my brain blocked. What I’ve learned is that sometimes it’s not ‘can’t fall asleep’ it’s ‘won’t fall asleep,’ i have this great method that works almost every time, but sometimes I’m resistant and still staring at the clock. Then i think, “knock it off! You’re self sabotaging!” and force myself to follow through.

How about Wanda. I had an aunt Wanda. She was kinda mean, but she had a lot of boyfriends.

There’s good new country.
https://youtu.be/OoJaV-rqsiU?feature=shared

And plenty of good old and new Texas country.

There was no implication that PR is a foreign country. Americans moving there would likely have a different experience than Canadians, Europeans, Mexicans, etc. because it’s part of the US.