I pissed in your shampoo bottle

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ngl I followed that advice and ended up with one that prints color like shit, toner still costs an arm and a leg, and it’s also slow as fuck

My grandmother recently fell victim to this. They got away with all her kibble and the police won’t do anything.

Now that they’re out on mobile I gotta go with Subnautica and Little Nightmares

less wishing, more breaking into my back and pouring molten metal in please

You say this as if we weren’t inside a big echo chamber of turbonerds right now. Everyone here already knows it. The actual way is to convince your less tech inclined friends and family.

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Conan Brian jump from his chair and die

if your peepee ain’t also your breathe hole I have some bad news for ya

Trans AM son or Gay FM daughter?

🫂

yahi mouse

Pallas’s Cat my beloved

I’m gonna put some Propanethiol S-oxide in your eye

Someone who doesn’t manage servers on this level themselves could never grasp the sheer amount of effort needed for a somewhat stable experience, so it’s unfortunately a no-brainer, at least until there’s more competition or Mojang refactor the entire game to Rust or something.

You buy tickets to watch your favorite country play in the finals. They get booted in the semifinals. You’re stuck watching two teams you dgaf about.

I wonder if that means there are phimosis goombas that just keep running into every wall and stumbling over things.
Are there surgeons in the mushroom kingdom?

You can’t be the change when the change is “we need more people”