I’m a lapsed accountant and analyst who was retired by a disability a few years back. I’m also the musician who wrote the book for the instrument i play and am the bay area’s best kept secret on percussion. Oh and i can ride my bike real fast.
if i’m being unreasonably curt or rude, just ask me what crawled up my butt. that should snap me out of it. one of the best things about the fediverse is how we treat each other.
Bwaaahhh! Aw, dang ol’ red alert, man! Some kinda emergency or somethin’? Talkin’ ‘bout sirens blarin’, people runnin’ ‘round like headless targs… wha’s goin’ on, man? You better be tellin’ me somethin’ ‘bout a dang ol’ romulan or somethin’, ‘cause I’m fixin’ to get outta here, man… uh… yeah…
Why delete the files when I can just delete the computer? 🔥🔥🔥
I have these cheap ass mango cherry popsicles I get from the local carneceria. Fantastic after lighting your mouth on fire with capsaicin
I haven’t been able to find mala seasonings and that hurts me
OH FUCK THAT’S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO TODAY
I was not traveling I was conveying. Now give me the ball
Kathy Terr
Bruce Alfonso McGuinty
What is god was a garlic bread?
If we eat him would he be dead?
Could he microwave a burrito from inside my food hole?
Hey don’t diss te butt hatch. It’s got its uses (mostly hatching for the butt)
My cat is not registered to vote tyvm
Yeah, and I know you meant your whoopsie was an “oops that bomb we dropped was supposed to be conventional”. My whoopsie is “dammit George Dubya you gotta put the fuckin safety on or it will just roll out of the damn plane when you aren’t looking”. I was just being obnoxious for conversations sake
I mean, that’s kind of what I’m saying. See if they’re in hiding or if we finally fucking licked it, and if we did and there are no other existential threats we can put all the boards with nails in them in a box until Kodos the Merciless comes
It’s the implied “of ebola” that tastes of unyin.
Wait, which who? Because the US has done that a few times (it didn’t blow up, or was subcritical I read it fifteen years ago okay I thought they recovered the bomb the US whoopsied but I could be wrong)
I’m reminded of a comedy song from the 90s about the amazing Hugo Zacchini (I know, way to change gears) that, well, here are some of the lyrics.
There was Hugo
And there was Hugo
There was Hugo all over the place
I gotta go listen to that again, but I forgot to bring my headphones to bed and if I get out of bed I’m gonna eat a bowl of salsa.
Anyways, my point before I got distracted is that war just leaves people in pieces.
True, but antiproliferation is still the ideal. Just, you don’t disarm during a war or with the threat of fascism. Maybe those of us who survive can see, twenty years after we’ve dealt with putain and bibi and trump, whether the “nuclear umbrella” is still needed or if we can go back to being dipshit peaceniks.
Liquidated. Líquidized is different