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PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Technology@beehaw.org•A few people are ruining the internet for the rest of us
132·1 year ago- At least on Lemmy, this is definitely what I’ve observed. If you look at any thread that’s full of sturm und drang, it’s usually a tiny handful of accounts that are creating all of it (and then roping other people into their hostility, like a little chain reaction, like Chernobyl.) If you look at the impact, it just looks like everyone’s an asshole, but if you look at the root of the trouble, you realize most people are fine and a tiny minority are noisy and hostile and they can just get everyone else spun up.
- I agree, if you’re in NYC right at this moment in history and you can’t see a bigger picture of things worth getting heated up about than White Lotus, you should talk with people in your community more.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
31·1 year agoThe first rule of fascism is, when it arrives, turn your guns against the fascists. Not against your friends who aren’t being anti-fascist enough, or weren’t in the past, or whatever.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
51·1 year agoThe evidence for my secondary conspiracy theory grows stronger
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
51·1 year agoMy new conspiracy theory is that a gang of people have teamed up to try to wind me up on this particular topic in what was supposed to be a lighthearted nonsense-question to which I gave an appropriate nonsense-answer.
You’re the only one who actually did arrive at something which is pretty much the actual answer (“coulomb counting”), although you keep mucking it up by saying things like you “can get a voltage sensor” to get the energy left in the battery, or “current through the battery” when the battery is the only part current does not flow through during discharge, or by making up wild random guesses that something is “almost certainly” taken into account. Just take all that extra stuff away and stick with “the phone monitors discharge” and you’ll be pretty much right.
Hopefully we can put this whole endeavor behind us now, and go back to talking about Chipotle and chemtrails.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
8·1 year agoTouchscreens can be made at massive scale and then repurposed in batches for everywhere. They’re always the same (roughly speaking). Buttons are individual components, you have to lay the whole thing out custom how you want it to be, you have to put all these fiddly little components together… just having a robot make a big square object along with 199,999 other ones is cheaper, even if technically the big square object is orders of magnitude more complex than the chunks of plastic and springs and buttons etc.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
4·1 year agoYou misspelled “resistance and time,” but close. The “A” part is the current.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
21·1 year agoLi-ion is worse. I looked up a few different articles, I just kind of picked that one at random because I didn’t want to spend more time on it. This one is pretty succinct about it:
“This method is not suitable for some other cell chemistries like lithium-ion, which has a negligible change in its voltage throughout most of its charge/discharge cycle.”
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
9·1 year agoDid COINTELPRO include planting fake conspiracy theories? I missed that part of it if so, maybe just because there was so much else in it that was so much worse
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
31·1 year agoPreach sibling
Idk how multiple super assertive people all got the idea that “voltage = battery percent” and all wanted to yell it at me the same time lol
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
141·1 year agoI saw Ellen DeGeneres on TV long before the scandal and could immediately tell she was awful.
Just watch her interactions, from any time period. She clearly is just brimming with hate under the tense, smiling face and the manic presentation. I was sort of surprised that other people couldn’t see it.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
20·1 year agoWe need the guy who posted on Reddit that he thinks all of Chipotle contains a money laundering front based on big phone orders that would sometimes come in that would wind up not getting either made or picked up, just a fake order that went into the list alongside all the real ones but got paid for over the phone. He said this happened at multiple Chipotles he knew and he couldn’t think of anything at all it could be other than money laundering.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
56·1 year agoThe remaining battery level is determined by the voltage available at the current consumption
Gets all condescending about how it works
Isn’t aware of the difference between V and mAh or the extremely horizontal (for most of the range) curve defining the relationship between them for Li-ion batteries
I got irritated enough by people spouting off at me to look up how it actually works, it’s not at all how you are describing, although describing it as “bullshit” is probably a stretch
So naw big bro
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
25·1 year agoI absolutely think the government has deliberately spread various conspiracy theories at different points to cover up specific things they were doing.
“Chemtrails,” for example, became a thing with a bunch of wild accessory claims that were obviously wrong, at a time when people were discovering that the US government had done biological weapons testing by dropping viruses from airplanes over cities and in some cases hurt random people by doing it. If there’s a nutty conspiracy theory out there that sounds a lot like what actually happened, it makes it harder for people to talk about what actually happened without also sounding crazy.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
32·1 year agoI don’t think I am going to take confident proclamations about how it works from someone who thinks “voltage” translates to “how much energy is left in the battery”.
https://batteryuniversity.com/article/bu-903-how-to-measure-state-of-charge
I don’t really know how this stuff works, that’s why it is my conspiracy theory instead of me just giving fun facts. But, I don’t think you know how this stuff works either.
It sounds like coulomb counting (current sensors, as you said) is often the method. Personally, I suspect there’s a decent amount of bullshit inserted into that to make it look “normal” when people are looking at how the number behaves, at the expense of accuracy. You might move your phone from cold to warm for example, and the usable energy in the battery might increase when that happens (or something) but it’s definitely not going to show your battery percent going up, even if it could detect it properly which I don’t think it can. Whether to say that means it’s “bullshit” is I guess a matter of opinion.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?
255·1 year agoThe battery level your phone shows is just made-up bullshit. It’s roughly accurate of course, but they can’t really check how much charge is in the battery with 1:100 accuracy, so it just counts down at a roughly constant rate making adjustments to the rate based on rough measurements of broadly whether the battery is “real full” or “mostly full” or “almost empty” or whatever.
Pretty unusual for five people to all vote within half a second of each other
This is actually a consequence of how votes federate out. They go out in batches, all at once, after a little bit of a delay.
I actually do also think that people are artificially trying to rig the votes about particular things (and frequently the admins catch some people doing it with careless obviousness), but this isn’t an indication, it’s more difficult to detect than that.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
World News@quokk.au•US aware of reported death of American after beating by Israeli settlers
21·1 year agoThe Iranians attacked an American base during Trump 1 and injured some soldiers, and Israel had been killing Americans periodically since the USS Liberty. No one’s going to give a shit, in any way that matters.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto[CLOSED] FediLore + Fedidrama@lemmy.ca•Who is impersonating everyone involved in Draconic NEO drama?
18·1 year agoI sort of suspect that, on Reddit, there were malicious people who got skilled at drumming up big vicious controversies to help to drive away people (especially moderators) who they didn’t want to have around. There’s a pretty popular reddit post where someone who did this professionally (so as to make it possible to shill for particular products in a non-Reddit forum, being paid by the people who made the products) explained some of the details of how it all worked and how little effort it took overall to make it work.
I have no idea about this, I don’t even know if Draconic NEO is a mod or what types of things they get up to. But any time I see senseless unhinged drama, especially if it’s aimed at one particular person, I think of that reddit post.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Ye Power Trippin' Bastards@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Banned for Voting Incorrectly?
5·1 year agoMod log shows admins which mod was involved in the decision.
I will agree that the whole dichotomy where some information is federated freely across the network, but then hidden from some users because they are not very special people in our very special club of special people, is ridiculous. The thing is though that it’s hopeless trying to keep “who voted on this” or “which moderator moderated this” secret in any genuine sense. And so, I think it should just be shown.
The whole “moderators act in secret” “votes are secret” thing is just an inheritance from Reddit, and emulating Reddit was always a terrible decision done by people who apparently dream of running a little fiefdom where the users have no power. There just shouldn’t be an informational gap between the virgin user and the chad admin. We can all just be people, sharing the network.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catto
Technology@beehaw.org•Payment Processors Are Pushing AI Porn [based on real people] Off Its Biggest Platforms | 404 Media
10·1 year agoThey might actually just care about the moral issues involved (or at least be worried enough about pushback to fake it).
They’re going to make a river of money regardless, and so maybe it’s not worth taking a reputational hit or risking some kind of legislation, just to preserve the 0.00000001% of their revenue stream that is deepfake porn based.






















