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PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Movies@lemmy.world•First they killed god. Then they killed art.English31·5 天前Spot on
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Movies@lemmy.world•First they killed god. Then they killed art.English44·5 天前I watched the first one with my extended family on one of those Christmas gatherings where everyone is trying to pretend they don’t hate each other. To be fair, I watched it a second time on my own to see if the movie was actually better than I initially thought.
nope. I appreciate Chris Evans’ portrayal of a shithead legacy with a grudge, because my real life sets me up to be a guy like that in my real family (which is very much like the fictional family in the movie). It’s just so ham handed, though. Like an episode of a kid’s Disney show from the late 90’s.
And Daniel Craig sounds ridiculous. Good god
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Movies@lemmy.world•First they killed god. Then they killed art.English57·5 天前Get em lol
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Movies@lemmy.world•First they killed god. Then they killed art.English715·5 天前Netflix picked it up (straight to DVD, basically). It’s called “Wake Up Dead Man”, presumably because all the people with taste died during their accidental viewing of the second movie.
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?21·9 天前Dang, that’s tough! I’m right there with you, wanting to take my own liquids with me… but they probably thought you had GHB.
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?21·13 天前For sure. 😂 rock on
It was one the first anime I watched, and I have to say… no other anime has quite captured the uhh… horrific tongue dynamics.
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?11·13 天前The Fire Nation wasn’t in Avatar: The Last Airbender? I wasn’t able to get through it as an adult, but I’m pretty sure the intro mentions the “fire nation” attacking, like a bunch of super secret boys using high-flying martial arts hijinx…
idk… just a kids show. I’m not that invested in the color scheme accuracy of fictional cel-shaded ninjas.
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?21·13 天前That acrylic is WEAK!!
👵🏻🔪
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?51·13 天前I’ll do my best to give a brief answer. Please know that I’m not your legal council, and my advice is limited to my experience (which may be different from your own).
If you have a DUI from 10+ years ago, it is possible that your inimitability has been automatically lifted. If your DUI was more than 5+ years ago, you are eligible for a few methods of entry into Canada. You can apply for a “temporary residence permit”, which is as complicated as it sounds with forms and statements and an approval process. Another route is what Canada calls “criminal rehabilitation”, which is an evaluation process that unflags your ID and makes you indistinguishable from any other American.
Keep in mind that the Canadian border is managed by people who want a smooth workday. Unless you give them a good reason, they’ll at least be disappointed to reject your admission. More than likely, they would have information to help you get certified to cross. That being said, if you have a strong history of DUI and show up at the border in a MAGA truck with a shitty disposition and no preparation whatsoever… they might unceremoniously tell you to have more respect for Canada (and the world, with your Republican jihad).
Certain things may help you at the border. A license plate and residence in a northern border state might put you in an easy pass category. Preparedness goes a LONG way, even if you don’t have the latest trend in legal passes you are still dealing with human beings. Because we’re dealing with human beings, it deserves to be said that we’re in a colorized world and Canadians are just as prone to colorism when choosing who to admit. I recommend keeping this in mind if you aren’t privileged to pass in daily life, because you do still need to be extra extra ready to present yourself, my friends.
Above all, after you get into Canada it is important to respect the road and avoid driving under the influence. Not only is this where your head should be at, but it is also the best way to ensure a continuation of the good relationship between yourself and Canada (and the United States with her closest sister, Canada). An incident in-country will result in penalties that could last a lifetime, and for good reason; you might get expelled, or you might become a resident of Canada’s legal system for a very long time. To say it plainly, if you act a fool on Canada’s roads you might see the same 10x5 patch of Canadian prison concrete for the next decade.
Okay… that’s all I got.
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Plex staff leaving review on Play Store for PlexEnglish41·13 天前I bet someone got it in their head that slow reviews were the reason the company wasn’t meeting a goal, and they asked everyone to contribute.
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Plex staff leaving review on Play Store for PlexEnglish123·13 天前😂 exactly
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?21·13 天前Bolshevism is not new or any different than MAGA.
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?31·13 天前Buddy, I highly encourage you to go back there and tell us if they recognize you. How can they NOT? You’re a damn legend in this pub!!
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?31·13 天前Can you IMAGINE some dude banging on a restroom stall? Lol
“YOU GET TF OUT OF THERE, MISSY!!”
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?21·13 天前If you wanna yarn… you better come correct 🕶️
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?42·13 天前I don’t know why so find your story so damn funny
👏👏😂
🚑🫂👈 the other kid’s parents lol
PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.socialOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?22·13 天前Wesley Crusher is always a good choice.
My hope for Star Wars died during this scene: