Perfection :3

Heck yeah, good job following your dreams! <3

Stinky dog uwu

Aww dang, electricity is homophobic? turns off the lights

But you make the world a better place by not giving in to the meanies and being nice instead <3

Does anybody want to manage some big di- data security with me? 🥺 👉👈

That’s a very nice way to think about it. Thank you, I needed that today <3

HELL YEAH, MFER, I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW AROOOO

This sounds awesome. I want to SCREAM with you <3

Do it. Give in to the pathowogen ÒwÓ

But how am I supposed to know which iPhone to buy without billboards, pre-roll ads, and 3,621 partners who have a legitimate interest in logging everything I do 😱

Nyancat times were simpler times. Sometimes, I miss them, even though I wouldn’t want to go back.

Please do. Preferably at night. Does 3 am sound good? I’ll be waiting for you <3

I need to get off this ride. What’s the safeword for life? :c

But it’s all worth it to see my hardware idle at single-digit temperatures

I tried to come up with a good reply, but I can’t decide which one is better, so pick the one you like the most:

I wish I didn’t 😔

Are your pronouns “it/its” because I’d love to get you (to go out with me) :3

You have a very nice forehead

When you’re having dinner with your family and they all talk so loud, and they have multiple conversations at the same time, so they talk even louder, and one of them has this explosive, chronic cough, and another has a voice with a frequency that’s like a drill in your brain, and it’s so loud when they hit their plates with their cutlery, and then they laugh and it’s just so loud, and you try to talk with your sibling, but the noise builds this wall right between your eyes and your brain, and you can barely get around it to look like someone who’s not this close to collapsing

horse

I wish I was a small dragon living in a Welsh dragon sanctuary. It looks so nice <3

Is this how you do an internet piracy?