Literal pottery:

I wouldn’t say Hilary’s poisoned. Matter of fact, I can’t remember the last time I saw a Clinton headline much less scandal. Also, my definitive Hilary will always be Hilary Banks lol

That’s because no one’s actually answering OP’s question lol

Lemmy’s slowly approaching peak reddit Q&A format: “Where can I find X?” “X is stupid, use Y.”

Real dude… I was writing a story a while back, and usually when naming characters I just pull one from the noggin that “feels right”, and I fell on “Donnie” for a young delinquent that was meant to bite off more than he can chew picking a fight with real criminals. When I revisited it a bit later in time, I internally cringed and had to pick a different name altogether lol

Shame because I felt like the name suited him so well that I wound up not continuing the story much after that.

What an amazing comment chain lol

Can confirm, this happened to me three times in one night up in Ayr (I wasn’t even stagging). Never going to that backwoods shithole again lol

What is the origin of this gif lmao

I’ve seen it for years and still don’t know

Despite me generally agreeing with OP’s point, I’ll give you that.

One of my biggest pet peeves with AI recently is how I’ve noticed indie game devs on itch.io become addicted to it. Everytime I think I’ve found a cool new game with a unique premise or game mechanic… the summary is AI slop. And if I give them the benefit of the doubt of just being too lazy to write their own summary… surprise, surprise. Every line of dialogue or plot in the game is cringe-worthy AI text and I uninstall it after about ~5 minutes in lol

So pretty much any dev I catch with an AI summary now is an insta-block on ublock filters and the rest of their catalogue won’t see the light of day.

It’s so goddamn frustrating that the only genre I can pretty much browse by anymore is No AI. It’s slowly getting to the point where I don’t even bother engaging with anything released within the last 3 years, so I won’t even bother checking out new stuff on the front page anymore. This is how you slowly kill a creative community.

I swear, for the people who’ve yet to experience getting caught in .ml crossfire these constant stories verge on some Jason Voorhees Boogieman shit for me ahaha

Does everyone who finds themselves on lemmygrad just show up to start debates? I’ve never just accidentally wandered into an .ml instance and then felt compelled to start throwing hands about Tiananmen Square lol

This stuff has got to be some of my all time favorite Lemmy lore and I look forward to the day I find a reason to be banned from there too.

noone checks this shit?

Lemmy

Literally no one checks anything on Lemmy lmao

People will read misinformation on the top comment of a Today I Learned post and take it as gospel truth before they click on the actual link of the post that immediately debunks it.

Ahhhh The Simpsons already did my reference! lol

I’m guessing this notion came about from the Baptist and evangelical folks, who indeed try to reduce the frequency of bodily functions, as they see those as sin.

Ah yes, the lesser known Everybody Poops edition

That would require critical thinking! Boooring

That actually explains a lot. I’ve paradoxically noticed that the more fat I incorporate into my diet (when coupled with protein), the more my metabolism speeds up. Like I can see a noticeable difference on my waistline the following week and be like “I don’t get it… I gorged myself on butter and hummus last week lol”

Must have a lotta bile 🧪

Literally lmao

I have a friend that’s a “fruitarian”

I could have sworn that’s exactly how Steve Jobs ended up dying lol (But I’m not a doctor)

You should really try to inform your friend the dangers of such a severe gap in a biologically-driven omnivore’s diet and the future health consequences. Even a single potato would go a really long way.

Edit: Nvm, I scrolled past the tl;dr and didn’t see that you’ve attempted to numerous times already

That might be dysentery lol

I was worried that lemmy wouldn’t reach the pinnacle of quality to match reddit, and then this post came along to soothe those fears. Good luck on your no poop quest.

Hahahahaha that entire post was crazy start to finish

Found Kim Jong Un!