Only when I wear the hat

That’s why I got 58 free vaccines, bitches!

Nah bruh, if my dishwasher ever sends me a text message, I am taking the rest of the day off just because, and my boss would understand

It’s a very funny story. It’s still ridiculous. I understand folks need special beds, but no buttons? Really?

This is completely ridiculous. Why would you buy a bed that goes upright? Through the internet?

Nerds!

I think horny is the driving force behind all of civilization.

Random internet photo but apparently this is a fitness coach lol,

If you don’t have stomach rolls it’s probably extremely unhealthy.

They are dumbasses could have raised enough money to renovate the whole damn building if they sold it.

Think Q get in trouble when they do that with each other

A hundred million dollars is 10% of one billion.

$100,000,000 is only ten percent of a billion dollars.

I personally, am a kind of guy who likes to walk around with ten thousand dollars cold hard cash. But I always keep it in my dirty socks so they will be sure to get foot fungus when they rob me.

And my feet get real sweaty, too.

Haha!

I line my socks with fake two dollar bills from the monthly potluck Alesha or whatever her name is always brings. I bring stuff sometimes, too.

I don’t think the customer was being a bigot, but they clearly did not choose a toy.

What does the kid being a boy have to do with which toy they would want?

Have you ever played with Barbies? Have you ever played with matchbox cars?

Isn’t the cost of living so high in NYC that these fees would be negligible?

Can we hang Ronald McDonald first! Yee haw!

That hand is facing the wrong way, bot….

Oh, god! This idea…. The one OP is writing about…. It’s…. Spock…… Bones…… can you see it? horrible!!! Noooooo!!!

True 🦬

The kids who tease have severe insecurities, they are dodging and deflecting and pointing at other kids so that no one looks at them

They do not tease folks perceived as strong

It’s not worth it but give your kids whatever sheltered life you want