It’s weird no one has mentioned, but never wear a condom.

Caretaker for my father. Lots of poop.

Also still paying my dues to the electrical union. That was a dirty AF job. Miss it a bunch, tho.

Removed by mod

Lower back went out

Headshots in video games.

It posts like this that motivate me to read all of the comments on the hexbear posts. Straight entertainment

Becoming a federal felon.

A pinch is 1/8th of a teaspoon.

Buried.

Banger after banger

You love him.

Orange County

Coming of age movie with Tom Hanks’ kid, and Jack Black. Mediocre at best.

Looks like a marine with bad luck.

I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!”

The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day.

I love my state’s flag. It is a great design. Got a giant one in my basement.

Edit: tried to add a picture. Not cool enough to figure it out.

Employers will just with someone?!? Is there anything that can the situation?

Not brioche either

Sorry, I was being facetious. Probably was drinking at the time.

America got someone triggered over paper.

It’s funny you ask. I used to hate them. But over time, I was determined to overcome my food phobias.

I can’t think of the name, but that one superhero that wears the funny outfit.