My allegra box had a great chicken recipe printed on it.

sad :(

It really was an amazing show. I wish more people had given it a shot.

I use Interstellar for piefed and I like it a lot.

Interstellar has been working pretty well for me.

Gnosia is getting an anime!! That should be a wild ride.

Excited for OPM season 3, hopefully it goes better than the last one.

That’s my dealer

I’ve heard it’s very tightly controlled by the government, with little freedom for the populace. That’s about it.

Thanks for sharing, I’d never heard of GameVault

That sucks, looks like a fun build. If the price isn’t too crazy and they are in stock near me I might grab a box.

Wow I thought this was someone posting their ChatGPT outputs like its their own work - I was misled by the awful, ridged style of writing. You inspired me to write a bunch of ways to save Star Wars too! Its crazy how similar they are to yours - just a coincidence I’m sure.

IV. The Republic’s Forgotten Wars Story: Instead of endless Skywalker family drama, the next saga leaps centuries earlier. We follow a rag-tag strike team during a border conflict the Republic would rather erase. No Sith, no Empire—just brutal planetary politics, desperate alliances, and the slow birth of the Jedi as peacekeepers rather than warriors. Why it fixes Star Wars: By showing the Republic when it’s messy and young, we finally escape the Skywalker gravity well. Star Wars becomes a true galaxy, not a family scrapbook.

V. Leia’s Shadow Network Story: Post-Endor, Leia builds a covert intelligence ring made of smugglers, defectors, and reprogrammed Imperial droids. Their mission: prevent the New Republic from becoming the next Empire. The story unfolds like a spaceborne spy thriller—blackmail, double agents, and tense morality plays. Why it fixes Star Wars: Leia becomes more than a figurehead. Politics turns personal and dangerous, giving the galaxy stakes beyond another super-weapon.

VI. The Jedi Schism Story: A generation after Luke’s death, two competing Jedi philosophies bloom: one monastic and ascetic, the other militant and activist. Their clash sparks civil unrest across the galaxy. Both believe they’re saving the Force. Both might be right. Why it fixes Star Wars: Instead of Jedi vs. Sith, it’s Jedi vs. Jedi. The Force stops being a light/dark binary and starts feeling alive and contested.

VII. Darth Vader: The Public Trial Story: Decades after the Empire’s fall, survivors capture holorecordings of Vader’s atrocities. The galaxy demands a posthumous trial. We watch victims, former Imperials, and Luke himself testify—while cultists try to resurrect Vader’s legend. Why it fixes Star Wars: It confronts the moral whiplash of “redeemed in the last five minutes.” Legacy, justice, and memory finally get their day in court.

VIII. The Smuggler King Story: Han Solo never settles down. Instead, he becomes the reluctant leader of a vast underworld coalition—half criminal empire, half mutual-aid network—struggling to stay free of the New Republic’s grasp. Why it fixes Star Wars: Star Wars began as a scoundrel’s tale. Bringing back the outlaw spirit keeps the universe lively and unpredictable.

IX. The Living Starship Story: A bio-engineered craft awakens with sentience mid-battle and bonds with its pilot. Together they dodge capture, hunted as both weapon and abomination. Their friendship becomes a meditation on autonomy and symbiosis. Why it fixes Star Wars: Moves the saga beyond humanoids and droids, exploring what “life” means in a galaxy of machines and monsters.

X. Children of the Force Story: Force-sensitive kids from every corner—farm worlds, slums, imperial remnants—form a grassroots network. No masters, no temples, just scattered youths sharing visions and helping locals. Some heal, some fight, some quietly disappear. Why it fixes Star Wars: Decentralizes the myth. The Force belongs to everyone, not a single bloodline or order.

XI. The Emperor’s Archivist Story: A quiet Imperial librarian survives the Death Star. Decades later, they travel the galaxy reclaiming forbidden art, history, and science before it vanishes. Every planet tells a different truth about the Empire. Why it fixes Star Wars: Turns lore into living, contested memory—rich world-building without another planet-killer plot.

XII. Binary Suns, Broken Hearts Story: On Tatooine, moisture farmers fight climate collapse and corporate exploitation after the fall of the Hutt Cartel. Among them is a middle-aged woman who once dreamed of the stars but stayed. She never meets a Jedi, but she changes her world. Why it fixes Star Wars: Reminds us the galaxy is vast and ordinary lives matter. The Force isn’t required for heroism.

I see a suspicous number of em dashes…

Not what I was expecting but seems like a good direction to take it

Moana

I usually watch old blockbusters in the summer

Not bad for only being 5 months old!

I love Jim Henson’s work. Just emailed my local theatre to see if they will have a showing.

I skipped around, yeah it seems pretty bad. But that chip eating scene is hilarious.

My SO had never seen the 2003 Freaky Friday so we watched it this week. It held up really well! I never knew that there were so many versions or that it was based on a book.

I’m excited for this but I’m avoiding the trailer because I know I’ll watch it anyway. Really curious how far we get in live action.