My pets were always rescues from the pound. I’m good with dogs so I always ask for “the rejects” the ones nobody wants for various reasons.

Cookie was a pitbull I had her for years until she died on my birthday a couple years back.

Anyway I went on a cruise and left her with my neighbor. She was devastated in that garage I hear. She probably thought she was back in the pound.

When I got home (it was 3 days ) she was so damn happy. I saved her from the pound twice in her eyes.

I miss that dog.

Say what you want about the thalmor at least we know they will ban his worship.

Is… your son a twink? That’s who this activity book educates.

It was only a matter of time before the world heard I quit drinking. Sorry everyone working on the booze industry.

I think you’re overthinking it. I didn’t take away a hatred of Jews just because goblins were just stereotypes. It’s not that easy to sway a child. I wasn’t imagining them as Jews. It’s fine.

Come to think of it I read the books in the library and pirated the movies. I didn’t even financially contribute to her.

A character is simply defined as evil and a person wants to be that. Thats problematic to me. Nothing childish about it. The books aren’t a grand timeless masterpiece. You let a children’s book author live rent free in your head. You’re barking up the wrong tree with me buddy. I also like the works of lovecraft. Was he a cool dude? No. Was he a great writer? No, he sucked at writing. The stories are intriguing. I have the ability to judge a work separately from the source. You scolding people for enjoying a book as children. Grow up.

True but huffle puff and ravenclaw have nice things said about them, and the characters they show aren’t “the bad guys “ even the founder of slytherin was “a bad guy “

Actually I do have a Harry Potter view. Everyone who likes slitheren must be an asshole. That house has no redeeming story arc at all. They are just “the bad guys” if you relate to that house the most you must be a crappy person.

Not sure if this counts but I like clowns. Not party clowns. Professional cirque de solie kind of clowns.

The controversial view: only crappy clowns talk. Real clowns don’t talk. No that doesn’t make them a mime. Clowns can have sound elements in their routine just no voice. I will die on this hill!

Wait you’re telling me the CIA is interfering with a Spanish speaking country!? I’m shocked! SHOCKED!

I had a Chevy s-10 back from those days that could pull those large trucks out the mud. It also had a single “bitch seat” in the back (not a comment on women at all. Just If you’re in that seat… you’re the little bitch of the group)

I don’t hate people who have trucks. You need it for work… and even large trucks maybe you need it out on the farm and it’s not your fault they keep getting bigger. You still need a truck for work and that’s just the way they come now.

If I see a CLEAN truck that large I’m pissed. That’s a vanity truck. A vanity truck that’s fucking with my sidewalk room.

No women has ever orgasmed in that family.

Hospice has the good shit

When you do coke things are like Harry Potter. “I’ve never been down this street before… has this always been here”

And the big dude just smiles and taps on like three bricks and a run down trailer with way too many cars at it appears. Loaded with drugs.

The next week you back and the whole street is just gone.

Another thing like Harry Potter is the wand shop. Sometime your coke guy hands you a baseball cap and said “don’t take this off while you wait in the car bro. No what you doing! Wear it like this, damn!” so you are assigned a hat specifically for you and trained how to use it.

Instead of “magical beasts” it’s random pit bulls everywhere wandering loose. Who owns these dogs?.

And you know when Harry first visit gringots vault

I’ve also seen people pick up packages and “ it’s best you don’t tell nobody what you just saw”

I’m going to keep adding to this and make it a copy pasta

I was a big time coke head. The kind that when I call dude answers. And I knew the same dude for like 15 years as he climbed up. I wouldn’t say I was the bullk of his business but I will say I was on of those clients you don’t want going to the compition.

I say to explain these next situation.

Dude would occasionally be like “I’m out but I’ll tell MY guy you’re coming over he’ll help you out.”

Domingo over in this is a major trap house. Very well trained pit bulls all around. Guns left haphazardly around. Big guns. And a girl on a stripper pole every time who wasn’t chained but clearly didn’t want to be there. Ever seen the last part of requiem for a dream? The girl had those dead eyes.

I didn’t like going over there. I’m sure my dude has done some shit to rise. That’s fine.

I guess there’s a level to “this guy does bad things” that I’m okay with. Past that line… honestly if it wasn’t for the girl on a poll I think I would’ve been cool with him.

What would think if I sang out of tune?

Would you stand up and walk out on me?

Ohhhhh. I see now. Thank you

It’s just a strange angle.

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These shadows just don’t seem right to me. I could be wrong.