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minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoNah Jesus strikes me as a dude that had an average sized dick, but knew how to fuck like nobody else could.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoThere’s no evidence of Jesus turning cum into wine.
minus-squarecrawancon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agothere’s no evidence he wasn’t a founding member of the royal order of the soggy biscuits brigade.
minus-squareglorkon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoAnd his modern followers seem to be gay. After all, they’re on their knees begging for a man to come for the second time.
minus-squaretheUwUhugger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 months agoThe bible views man on man to be a crime equivalent to genocide? Well, genocide of the belivers…
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThat’s why Judas turned him in, Jesus kept giving him cum wine.
minus-squareKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoBut could he turn the water in it into wine
Nah Jesus strikes me as a dude that had an average sized dick, but knew how to fuck like nobody else could.
There’s no evidence of Jesus turning cum into wine.
there’s no evidence he wasn’t a founding member of the royal order of the soggy biscuits brigade.
Jesus was def bi
And his modern followers seem to be gay. After all, they’re on their knees begging for a man to come for the second time.
The bible views man on man to be a crime equivalent to genocide? Well, genocide of the belivers…
That’s why Judas turned him in, Jesus kept giving him cum wine.
But could he turn the water in it into wine