BerenstainsMonster@kbin.earth to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 months agoend the rule of carsmedia.kbin.earthimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1602arrow-down16cross-posted to: fuck_cars@lemmy.ml
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minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59arrow-down1·2 months ago“Can we install bike lanes?” / “WoN’t YoU ThiNk Of ThE ChiLdRen?!”
minus-squareyenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up50·2 months agoWe can’t have cyclists on the road or the sidewalk, they could hit someone. Good thing drivers never do that though. Hitting people is illegal, so they can’t do it.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·2 months ago“These cyclist are a menace and is endangering other road user!” -literally every car driver that drive over speed limit
minus-squareyenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 months ago“I’m a law-abiding citizen, I’d never do anything dangerous.” “Okay, how fast were you driving just now?” “I’m pretty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit.”
minus-squareClaudia@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoThe children yearn for the coal mines
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 months agoHah! Oh, wait, that’s almost actually a thing again…
“Can we install bike lanes?” / “WoN’t YoU ThiNk Of ThE ChiLdRen?!”
We can’t have cyclists on the road or the sidewalk, they could hit someone. Good thing drivers never do that though. Hitting people is illegal, so they can’t do it.
“These cyclist are a menace and is endangering other road user!” -literally every car driver that drive over speed limit
“I’m a law-abiding citizen, I’d never do anything dangerous.”
“Okay, how fast were you driving just now?”
“I’m pretty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit.”
The children yearn for the coal mines
Hah! Oh, wait, that’s almost actually a thing again…