BerenstainsMonster@kbin.earth to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 days agoend the rule of carsmedia.kbin.earthimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down16
arrow-up1595arrow-down1imageend the rule of carsmedia.kbin.earthBerenstainsMonster@kbin.earth to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 days agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59arrow-down1·17 days ago“Can we install bike lanes?” / “WoN’t YoU ThiNk Of ThE ChiLdRen?!”
minus-squareyenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up50·17 days agoWe can’t have cyclists on the road or the sidewalk, they could hit someone. Good thing drivers never do that though. Hitting people is illegal, so they can’t do it.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·17 days ago“These cyclist are a menace and is endangering other road user!” -literally every car driver that drive over speed limit
minus-squareyenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-216 days ago“I’m a law-abiding citizen, I’d never do anything dangerous.” “Okay, how fast were you driving just now?” “I’m pretty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit.”
minus-squareClaudia@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·17 days agoThe children yearn for the coal mines
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-217 days agoHah! Oh, wait, that’s almost actually a thing again…
“Can we install bike lanes?” / “WoN’t YoU ThiNk Of ThE ChiLdRen?!”
We can’t have cyclists on the road or the sidewalk, they could hit someone. Good thing drivers never do that though. Hitting people is illegal, so they can’t do it.
“These cyclist are a menace and is endangering other road user!” -literally every car driver that drive over speed limit
“I’m a law-abiding citizen, I’d never do anything dangerous.”
“Okay, how fast were you driving just now?”
“I’m pretty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit.”
The children yearn for the coal mines
Hah! Oh, wait, that’s almost actually a thing again…