Apparently they are coming from Romero himself. He really wants to quit the spuds and join us. Partly because of Gabriel Heinz, and partly because he wants to be on a successful team. Some spud ITKs have confirmed that he and his entourage are the source of these rumours.

It’s fucking hilarious that their captain is furiously twerking to join us. But dear God, I hope we don’t go for him! He’s a shitty person with anger issues and impulse control problems. And he’s seriously overrated as a player.

Not surprisingly, the spuds are adamantly refusing to even consider the idea of selling to us. Although if they really wanted to screw us over they would be moving heaven and earth to send him our way. He’s such a liability.