• One of my earlier jobs, security guard, only 1 dude on the assignment out of the whole crew wasn’t a friend from school that I still regularly hung out with.

    And, coincidentally, that 1 dude who wasn’t my friend, was the same asshole who tried to get me fired on my first day at a previous job for his own fuck-up. Nobody likee him at that first job, and the tradition continued at the security job.