Actors not sweeping correctly when somebody broke a glass or somebody’s ashes were spilled on the floor or something like that is infuriating hahha.

They’re always having some serious conversation with heavy relationship complications, but whoever has the broom is literally tapping at the mess on the floor because they know that the production crew is going to clean it up for them after the shoot, so they, the ac-tors, don’t have to actually sweep the mess into the dustbin.

I f****** hate that.

  • Zoolander@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    When people who clearly have never cooked a meal for themselves prepare one on film. The whole process.

    We recently watched a movie where a woman was preparing dinner but she’s chopping whatever the hell she was chopping like it was the first time in her life that she had ever held a knife. Sometimes they even use the completely wrong knife for whatever the task is that they’re trying to do. Other times, they’re constantly stirring something like boiling noodles or sauces that don’t need to be stirred. All kinds of dumb things that are obviously done just to give the actor something to do with the props around them but that make the character look incompetent instead.

    Even worse is when whatever they’re doing doesn’t even make sense within the context presented in the film, e.g. dicing a lime for drinks instead of cutting slices or wedges, using a pepper grinder on fruit, making another character taste something that would be scalding hot, etc.

    Close runner-up is when characters go to a bar and order “a beer” or some other generic version of something. Just make up a god damn brand name, fer chrissakes.

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      8 months ago

      Ha, cooking is a good one.

      Whenever somebody cooks and nothing smokes or no extra sauce gets anywhere it shouldn’t or no ingredients are on the counter or floor?

      Julienned vegetables are a big one for me too.

      I love the bear TV show, but very often they zoom in on one of the actors slicing a vegetable and the slices are wildly inconsistent, like at least twice as thick and thin each slice, even after they’re supposed to have gone to culinary school or practiced for 10,000 or whatever.

      Small thing, but this is a peeve thread, and I love the show otherwise or I wouldn’t even complain about it, but those thick and thin slices are such a glaring incongruence with the rest of the show.