“Stepping on a Lego brick barefoot is unpleasant”

“It’s generally preferable to not get cancer”

“Hats exist"

“Manchester United FC suck”

“Michael Vick would be a suboptimal spokesperson for PETA”

“Capybaras are chill as fuck”

“There are many pictures and videos of cats on the internet”

“Yogi Bear probably wasn’t being homophobic when he claimed to be smarter than the average bear”

“Adulting is hard”