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I’m just as sure you don’t suck as I am that you’re not Jessica, which is to say, ~50%. I’m usually a bit off on these things, so I’ll just say I’m Totallyprettysure TotallynotJessica is Totallysuperawesome.

Could be worse, what if they remember you being awesome but you suck now?

Alphabet, the parent company of Google, reported a 298% rise in net income to $112.1bn for the second quarter of 2026 (Q2 2026), compared to $28.2bn in the same period the previous year.

Barely a drop in the bucket. Just the price of doing business.

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For those interested.

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Taken from the what you’ll learn in this article section at the top:

1. Fossilized footprints in Saudi Arabia show human traffic on the cusp of a subsequent ice age.
2. Like carbon dating, scientists use isotopes and context clues to calculate the approximate age of fossils.
3. These human prints were surrounded by animals but not hunted animals, indicating humans were just thirsty.