Zoinks!

Oh shit! Autocorrect

It’s funny that it still kind of made sense

I was told once that very obese people sometimes have trouble wiping thoroughly without getting it on their hands. If this happens to a person who also doesn’t care about the next visitor, they might just wipe their hand on the wall out of convenience and/or frustration. This explains the shit you sometimes find smeared on the walls in public stalls.

You’re right, no human being would stack books like this

David Chase has talked about how it frustrated him that people were rooting for Tony like he was the hero, so he kept making him do more fucked up shit. Americans aren’t good at processing anti-heroes. Part of the problem might be that they’re all played by charismatic actors, whereas the megalomaniacs you meet in real life are just assholes.

Don’t feel bad, I already knew they were several years old. But they definitely qualify as new in the context of the post we are discussing.

Modern games are so complicated, they really need the tutorials to tell you about each system at least once. The tutorials usually stop after every system has been introduced. The alternative is just as frustrating; not enough tutorials, and people complain that they have to comb through fextralife or come to Reddit for sometimes conflicting information.

The issue isn’t tutorials or handholding, it’s complexity. Some people find complexity annoying or even anxiety-inducing. For others, the complexity is what keeps the game engaging hours after they’ve mastered all the systems.

Thankfully, they still make simple retro games too, so there is something for everyone.

Rose colored glasses. Go back and play one of those old games today. When you get bored, RDR2, Elden Ring, and Super Mario Odyssey will be waiting for you.

She doesn’t break the fourth wall or mention buttons, but she does start yapping if you don’t solve the “puzzle” immediately. It’s presented as her thinking out loud to herself, but it’s telling you what to do. In God of War, it’s Atreus telling Kratos how to solve the puzzles.

I don’t understand her skeleton

Neck implant operations take a whole year?

It’s Zach Woods!

Yes, it’s a low res thumbnail for me

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On Voyager

I remember at 21 feeling like I’d been alive for a long time. The first couple decades go slooow, before the blur starts.

If they make it any more abstract, nobody will be able to tell what it’s supposed to be

I don’t know if this has already been suggested (and don’t have time to read all the comments) but penis whittling.

Epstein distraction

Americans will put up with a lot, but the extrajudicial killing of white people would be a bridge too far for most