Spykee

Are you me?
You ARE me!
FUCK YEAH!
Weirdos like me do live past 50.

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Of course it does!
When I get a complaint email I can yell at Myles to go fuck himself with a toilet brush, all whole sitting in my favourite chair and Myles will still wish me a good evening at the end of the work day.
What’s not to like?

Can I talk to her?

Damn!
Carjacking affecting more people every passing day.

“You cannot have a cake and eat it too?”
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It’s like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

I support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON’T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR’S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.

Fuck Nestlé.

How you doin?

Porncrastination.
Yes, it IS word. I’ve been doing this activity for years. Do not doubt my experience in the field.

FINALLY!
The world has begun realising my daily hobby is worth a lot.

No ball of mine is going anywhere near him.
Had he been a petite brunette with giant knockers, I would seriously consider the proposition.
hint hint.

I’m a dude. I DON’T have a vibrator.
No, I do NOT.
The fuck you talking about?
The one in my bedroom? That one belongs to my flatmate.
He hides it in my room.
I don’t care if you don’t believe me.
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FUCK YOU!

You shower naked?
You slut!

…and I thought I’m the only man with dreams.

Brah, I don’t even close the toilet door when I poop if there’s nobody in the house.
Yes, I am disgusting. Thank you for noticing.

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All of you who have commented until now - LIARS!

I know all of you dimwits are looking at naked people on your phone. That’s your fun thing & then you produce “things” out of your body that you wipe off.

Not saying I don’t do it, but you do it too.