Live long and prosper. You made my day too.

This guy’s Scotties.

If by young white males you meant 45-64 white people of both genders then you spelled it weird.

Oh man I nearly forgot about Frisky Dingo!

People let me tell you about my new best friend! Barnaby Jones!

This one is a true classic.

Scotty pulled it off best.

All the single ladies!^{allthesingleladies}

I love both of these!

Use the top image from the first one and the bottom image from the second. It really drives the joke home.

Jessie what the fuck are you talking about?

1. Consent for recording private conversations is when you have a reasonable expectation of privacy. AKA NOT IN PUBLIC. In most cases having the conversation in a public place means you no longer need consent to record, even if the conversation is hushed or private otherwise.
2. Voyeurism laws apply when you have a reasonable expectation of privacy. AKA NOT IN PUBLIC. In fact it’s quite the opposite if you’re in public. instead of the voyeur being charged you would be charged with some form of indecent exposure or something worse.

Those protections don’t exist when the person being observed is in public. Because in America there is no expectation of privacy in a public space. There are very few exceptions to that by matter of law.

Not in America.

Not enough about his terrible gay son.

Because the light was on.

Break a leg number 1! On this field mission you are authorized to set your phasers to funk.

This is marketing.