Led Zeppelin II in its entirety

Aren’t we talking about modern idioms here?

Below par or under par. Used backwards by everyone. As a golfer, I want to be under par.

I love Fairy Tail enough to name all my Apple devices after characters. And I’m an old man

See you space cowboy

Natsu from Fairy Tail

That’s nice of you to say. It will definitely get better one day. Doing things with my hands helps mine some. Do things you enjoy.

Very jealous

Tough choice but if only one it’s got to be LSD for me.

For a probably more sane view, my wife said she would probably call the authorities.

I would use the victim’s laptop to figure out where I was, and their phone to call my wife to have her begin driving in my direction with the intention of meeting her on the way. Then using bleach based cleaning supplies or worst case a wet rag, wipe down any surfaces I might have touched, including the knife. Then use the victim’s car to the nearest interstate observing all traffic laws to meet my wife along the agreed upon route. I remove any cash in the house and gas cans if available.

Not an internet legend really, but zombo.com is still up. It’s been 25 years since I first found it and you can still do anything you like at zombo.com

Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or god?

One of the churches still has some original buildings from around 1740. Old for the us, not so old for Europe.

There is of course a relevant xkcd page

I have been loving these

I use an iPad. Apple doesn’t seem to care where the file came from, they just make it readable. I was somewhat mad about it, as I have never been an Apple fan, but the actual experience of using the iPad as a reader converted me.