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You need the following:

• Plastic pipes
• end caps
• wool yarn
• table salt
• citric acid
• soy lecithin
• shampoo
• alarm clock
• popcorn

Leave all of it scattered on the table and let your friend’s imagination run wild.

Yes. Nothing lasts forever.

For millennia, horses used to be crucial for everyday life. Nowadays, we have cars, airplanes and other CO2 emitting atrocities that made horses effectively obsolete. Before the petrochemical industry changed the world, it was very hard to imagine life without horses. When was the last time you saw someone plow a field with a horse? Oh, you haven’t even worked on the fields. Oh, boy has the world changed in unbelievable ways.

For centuries, paper letters were the standard form of long distance communication. Before the internet, it would have been pretty impossible to imagine life without letters. When was the last time you received, let alone wrote one of those? Yeah, the world has changed, now hasn’t it.

Sooner or later, all the famous sites will be obsolete, just like oil lamps, gas stoves, and quills. Currently, it’s pretty hard to imagine what that new thing would be. Usually, these changes happen gradually. Eventually, you just realize you haven’t used that old thing in a while, because you’ve been using the new thing for such a long time.

But who would voluntarily attack a shark like Meta? You would need to be pretty sure it’s a case where Meta will just settle out of court. Or maybe a case where Meta has clearly screwed up and has no way to win? If that’s the case, they’ll just drag it out until the opponent runs out of money and gives up. Either way, seems a bit risky to me. I guess the EU could sue Meta and stand a chance.

Meta states that its terms of service explain these details, and the glasses require explicit user permission to engage AI mode. Nonetheless, Sama employees reported that the glasses recorded banking information, private conversations, people naked in bathrooms, and intimate encounters.

I’m pretty sure the wall of text only lawyers read, but everyone just blindly accepts covers all of that and more. Meta has enough money to hire an army of lawyers to write a bulletproof TOS.

Besides, regular TV channels and their programs suck. Nothing of value was lost when I decided skip connecting my TV cable. It’s basically a glorified display now, and the computer provides all the videos I could ever want.

You could think of it as a “smart TV” setup of sorts, since the computer is smart and can do so much more than any smart TV out there. You can watch all sorts of streaming stuff on it, it can block ads, and even YouTube is barely tolerable now that I installed sponsor block. I’ve even installed Steam on the PC and played some simple games on it. It’s not quite a console yet, but after a few upgrades it could be.

That’s why you get a computer, slap it under a large TV or display and watch online videos with ublock origin on. The computer gets the ethernet while the TV gets the HDMI.

No risk, no reward. You wanna fly the coolest airship or not.

You can also use unobtanium plates with adamantium rivets if you want to make it look cooler.

That’s why you put a vacuum in there. It’s made of nothing, so it doesn’t react, and there’s plenty of it in the universe. Besides, it’s also lighter than anything else you could throw in there.

So far, oil has been absurdly cheap. Because of that, various industries have been built on the idea of bringing stuff. If oil becomes more expensive, all those industries will suffer, because someone just pulled out one of the cornerstones.

Maybe it’s about time we started figuring out alternative way to travel. Maybe something that doesn’t require burning fossil fuels.

Ooh, a blind experiment. I like it.

The best thing about L. monocytogenes is that it’s not particularly picky. Even if the temperature or pH-value are grossly off, you won’t kill your cultivation that easily. You’ll only slow down the growth and metabolism instead of stopping them completely. Technically, you could even carry out the experiment in a refrigerator, but it’s just going to take an absurdly long time to get anywhere. If you want to hit the sweet spot, it’s somewhere between 30°C and 37°C. Incidentally, that’s also the temperature range where you can very easily get an understanding on what exponential growth really means IRL. This project is just full of educational potential for everyone involved!

While most people would suggest a direct conversation, I have something far more interesting to propose. Think of it as a social experiment with a touch of behavioral conditioning. Here’s how you can turn this annoyance into an opportunity for growth (in more than one way).

Phase 1: The Setup

You’ll need a sample of a Listeria monocytogenes bacterial culture. You can buy those online. It’s visually harmless and olfactorily intriguing, but it has some special abilities too. You also need to look up what aseptic laboratory techniques are and implement them at home when working on a project like this.

Place your culture in a sealed plastic bag with a nutrient source (bread, rice, mushy banana etc). Add sugar if you’re impatient. Add a small amount of warm water to activate the experiment. Seal the bag with tape. You want it to look official, but tempting to open. Place the bag on a shared surface. The kitchen table works well. Add a handwritten note:

“CAUTION: ACTIVE MICROBIAL CULTURE - DO NOT OPEN OR DISTURB. PART OF AN ONGOING HOUSEHOLD HYGIENE STUDY.”

You could also use a realistic but vague label. Something like “Bio-Experiment #4 - Handle with Care” adds mystery without outright warning him off.

Next, you wait for the enticing fragrance to develop. During this stage L. monocytogenes utilizes the provided carbohydrates to produce its unique aroma while multiplying rapidly.

The goal here is to exploit human curiosity. Your roommate will notice the bag. He will wonder what’s inside. And if he’s the type who doesn’t wash his hands, he’s exactly the type of subject who will hopefully also open it sooner rather than later, especially if you casually mention how “fascinating” the results have been so far and how important they are to you. You could even mention that the resulting product will have “powerful health effects”.

When your roommate inevitably asks, “Dude, what the hell is that smell?” downplay it. “Oh, it’s just a little experiment for a friend’s research project. Nothing to worry about. Just don’t open it, okay?” The more nonchalant you are, the more irresistible it becomes. If he opens the bag, your part of the experiment ends and you can dispose of the bag and its contents. If not, it’s time to move on to the next phase.

Phase 2: The Reinforcement (A Study in Behavioral Adjustment)

After about a week, casually begin wiping down surfaces in the bathroom and kitchen with disinfectant wipes. Make it obvious, but don’t explain why.

Bonus: Leave a bottle of hand sanitizer on the kitchen counter with a Post-it that says “For everyone’s peace of mind.”

Start washing your hands immediately after touching any shared surface. If your roommate is watching, sigh and mutter something about “cross-contamination” and “unpredictable variables.”

If he asks what you’re doing, shrug and say, “Just being cautious. You never know what’s floating around in here.”

Phase 3: Deployment

After a few more days of letting the experiment marinate (and your roommate marinate in paranoia), suit up. Gloves, mask, the works. Open the bag dramatically in front of him if he’s around. If he’s not, even better. Let him find the open bag later.

Dip a cotton swab into your microbial cocktail and generously apply it to:

The toilet handle.
The flush button.
The faucet handles.
The light switch.
Bonus: If you’re feeling artistic, draw little smiley faces on the toilet seat with it. He’ll never sit the same way again.

Avoid the bathroom for 24 hours. Let the magic happen. When you finally clean everything (with large amounts of 70% ethanol), make sure your roommate sees you doing it. Bonus points if you whistle while you work.

Phase 4: Aftermath

After The Great Cleaning, act normal. Don’t mention the experiment. Just wait and observe.

If your roommate starts washing his hands obsessively, pretend not to notice. If he avoids the bathroom entirely, ask him if he’s okay with fake concern. If he confronts you, just shrug and say:

“Dude, I have no idea what you’re talking about. Maybe you’re imagining things? Stress can do weird things to a person.”

The Alternative (For the Faint of Heart):

Of course, if you’re not interested in exploring the boundaries of human behavior and hygiene psychology, you could always just talk to your roommate. Tell him his lazy habits are disgusting and inconsiderate. Tell him how that makes you feel and how to solve the problem.

This is exactly the way I view piracy. Just watching a football match outside the fence, that’s all.

Rolling phones?

So, did you start selling meth?

Yeah, that’s a real problem. All the really interesting special communities get like 1 post a week at most.

Skip the “all” feed. It’s not interesting to me either, even though I’m familiar with distros and such. I just read the “subscribed” where I’ll find stuff I care about.