The secret is dancing

Capitalist penguins do

You clearly weren’t there when the mountain broke its back

This is now my favourite comment on Lemmy

If they were really applying critical thinking to bullshit, mainstream media wouldn’t be forced to literally put together entire departments dedicated to fighting fake news.

The smell when you run the lawnmower, though… Heaven

I love the texture of cooked romanesco, it’s as if potatoes and broccoli got together and decided to have a fractal baby

To go with designer sandals

I wore a ‘No Doubt’ one, then Descartes caught up with me

Me, turning my colony vegetarian because I can’t bring myself to slaughter my tamed animals

I hear Greenland is quite balmy this time of the year

Better laugh than cry, I guess

Mein Herr, dies ist ein Wendy’s

Thank you, will check it out!/