No, but he did score 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High!
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Mars Bar from the 1990s found during house clearance - shrinkflation in actionEnglish
2·2 days agowoke and sheeple
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the last emergency situation you were in? What happened and what part did you play?
11·2 days agoHurricane Michael. I was in Georgia at the time and most hurricanes dissipate and turn into big storms by the time it hits us. Nope. This was a CAT5 when it hit the coast and maintained to a CAT3-CAT2 by the time it hit us. I loved alone at the time, had prepped my Danger Room (inner most closet).
While waiting I had taken a brand new unopened bottle of Bibb & Tucker bourbon into the room with me because I’d joked if I die in hurricane I’m not gonna do it sober. It got really hot and muggy in there and the weather didn’t sound so bad so eventually I get out to try and look outside. I spent the next maybe hour walking from a rear window to a front window but it was late evening and you could only see when lightning flashed. It honestly didn’t seem as bad as Id thought, and when checking the radar the worst had passed us. So I checked outside with my headlamp and flashlight to see it had uprooted a tree in my front yard which had fallen onto my front porch. No real damage but it’s wild I never heard the damn thing fall. Nor did I hear the neighbor’s tree fall and destroy the carport in the back of the house. It took almost a year and a half for insurance to admit there was roof damage.
There wasn’t much I could do for my house since the trees were too big on their own. I tidied up what I could, grabbed my chainsaw, met up with a neighbor buddy and we went around the neighborhood doing whatever we could. Of course there were douches who wouldn’t lift a finger in their own yard but were expecting us to cut shit at their demand.
The whole area was without power for about a week. A couple days later we went to a friend’s house who was having a freezer party with the whole point of grilling food that would have otherwise gone bad. I brought my bottle of B&T to share because I thought i’d drank less than 1/4 of it while waiting out the hurricane. I went to pour my first cup and…nope. I barely had enough left for 1 glass for myself. No idea how I drank that much in 1 night with my legs still able to function and not puking my guts out the next morning
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Mars Bar from the 1990s found during house clearance - shrinkflation in actionEnglish
61·3 days agoAnd using it to describe everything is the enshitification of the word enshitification
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Meta CTO says employees should use AI productivity gains to do more work, calls request for extra days off "very dumb"
23·3 days ago…he types as he leaves for a 2-week vacation
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Science@mander.xyz•White House plan for a ‘golden age’ of science ignores the structures that made the US a scientific superpower
21·4 days ago“Golden age”
So he’s gonna spray paint some cheap fixtures on science and think it makes it classy?
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Back in business, baby!
4·4 days agoOk good so it wasn’t just me
Don’t forget having to find the cameras watching you, and text messages every 38 minutes telling you to leave 5 star reviews.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Loss of superiority
7·6 days agoI stopped celebrating birthdays at About 27 and started celebrating anniversaries of my 21st birthday.
Then I got intensely sad when I celebrated the 21st anniversary of my 21st bday
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The size decrease of fast-food over the last 5 years.English
21·6 days agoIs this the kind of person posting about shrinkflation in 2026 likes it some radical new discovery?
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Police officier killed in the line of duty gets booed at Trump rally English
3·6 days agoDerka-durrrrrr
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World News@lemmy.world•Iran aims to ban U.S. and Israeli ships from Strait of Hormuz and charge others a tollEnglish
25·6 days agoIncoming threats of from the orange pedo to obliterate Iran again…
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why did your last relationship fail?
52·7 days agoShe can’t have kids, I don’t have kid(s) of my own and want one.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your favorite TV show of all time?
2·7 days agoI do love MacGyver! Grew up on that, Quantum Leap and Wings!
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Mind. Blown.
5·8 days agoI hate the fact Brian Thompson never got more/bigger roles
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Mind. Blown.
611·8 days agoNext thing you’re gonna tell me is Brent Spiner played the old dude who created Data. They were just lucky enough to find an actor who looked close enough to Spiner to play his brother Lore
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Name That Episode
7·8 days agoStargate Atlantis S2E9 Aurora
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Mr. Spock, what do you see?
8·8 days agoGeordi buys a lot of custom content he uses in the holodeck

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