I prefer On Patrol: Live, but haven’t watched it in over a year.

I’m getting classes Alfred Hitchcock vibes from Montana

I swear I read that there’s been a bit uptick in people not wiping enough or properly cleaning their ass-cracks purely because of their homophobia.

What universe are we in?

The one where jj abrams somehow was allowed to follow up his nuTrek and SW:ST with shitty reboots/sequels to Babylon 5, Firefly, XFiles, and Outer Limits.

Hey Red, did you ever really stick your foot up of someone’s ass?

Once, in Korea…I don’t wanna talk about it

I used lines like that with an ex of mine. But it was more along the lines of

“Ok, so this is what you’re choosing to argue about today”

And people still wonder how COVID spread so fast

Somewhere off in the corner of the void between dimensions, the Council of Kirks is discussing how to defeat Janeway.

Meanwhile, the Council of Janeways haven’t quite gotten to the topic of Kirks because they’re focused on harvesting coffee from dead dimensions and plucking additional Tuvixs from their alternate timelines just to kill them again

Somehow, Captain Pickard returned

Plot twist, I don’t eat breakfast

Sounds perfect for a parody crossover

Who’s to say they don’t…

Yep, Sweet Dee is Tom Morello’s nickname for his wife. He’s longtime friends with the Sunny crew while they were developing the show

And his wife was the namesake of the IASIP character Sweet Dee

Pike is just the guy who wears an undershirt while Kirk barebacks his polos and buttondowns

When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros

Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate

Reading, writing, arithmetic my favorite? Mathematics

Marked my paper more than average

You bastard rappers you should go play in traffic

The way I ball, I could’ve played for Toronto Raptors

Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears

So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce

91 degrees out in Belgium, you ever seen melted lime jello?

Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish

Rap game Peppermint Patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets

Your girlfriend’s vagina smells like Bumble Bee tuna

She duct taped me to the dumpster

Otherwise I woulda left sooner

God this movie is so stupid. I need to watch it again (yes I own it).

Aside from it’s cheese factor, This Island Earth was a rather competent movie

The only thing that changes are his ridges after S1