Mayan cities in the jungle are like coins in the couch cushions.

“You’re not a real man unless you drink unfiltered stagnant pond water.”

Whatever floats your boat.

Saiga Antelope look weird as hell:

The OnePlus dynamic ringtone because I hate it: Youtube - Dynamic Ringtone

What can go wrong will go wrong.

Nah but I’ve seen his videos. I’m a Mesoamerican history nerd (if you click on my profile you’ll see Tezcatlipoca) and I do possess a few books about South America. If I’m going to be fucking up the timeline I’m sure as Hell going to be giving the aboriginals a heads up.

A. Dead. It’s freaking Peru and I’m a tubby weakling from the swamps. The elements will strike me down.

B. Fine. I got an alpaca wool poncho so I won’t be that out of place. I’ll bring some survival books and a bug out bag.

C. New World Order. “Ok fellas you see all these funky looking codices on multiple shelves? Some of them have your future and the future of the peoples living on the continent north of you. See these maps, accurate to the finger length. All yours for the price of making friends with the altepeme around Lake Texcoco and killing anyone with my skin color immediately for the rest of time.”

1. Cancer.
2. Heart related disease.
3. Exposure to the elements.
4. Shot randomly (American).
5. Hit by vehicle.

If I got billions of dollars at this point how could I not throw a little at the owls. I would feel guilty everyday I open my subscriptions.

1. I would set up a program where the teachers in Philadelphia public schools would have their school supplies highly subsidized by myself.

2. The local food banks would receive five figure donations directly from myself.

3. I would look into water retention and distribution in drought stricken parts of Mexico. If I could help I would leverage my money effectively to make sure humans have access to safe drinking water in the region. If acting directly would cause harm I would fund researchers until an appropriate solution could be found.

4. Create an app that teaches the indigenous languages of the Americas while hiring native speakers for accuracy.

Edit:

5. Donate to an owl sanctuary.

I’m an out of work web developer, so in theory if I starve to death then I’ll have to quit the internet.

You could learn to draw.

Because celebrity news is garbage.

Is this even news worthy?

I don’t care about the lives of celebrities because they don’t care about mine.

Broke American MisterNeon Urges Australians to Embrace keeping that garbage out of your continent.

I’m sorry for that. I don’t take solace in the mutual suffering of others. I hope things improve for at least one of us.

I’m worried about suffering during the next few decades. I’ve been laid off so many times and have so many bouts of unemployment that my savings are stunted. I started putting away 25% of my paychecks into 401K and an IRA. Then DOGE cut the funding to my department.

I’m hitting 40 this year and I feel old. I feel really really old. I feel old and scared to the point of despair. The first 40 years I’ve had on Earth has been mostly miserable and if I get another 40 years it’s looking bleak.

I feel old.

You’re talking about that VTuber ain’t ya?