ElectricMachman

Mekanism, an extensive tech mod for Minecraft that could quite happily be its own game.

Or even worse, they move slightly slower than your run speed but slightly faster than your walk speed

Remember that brief period where games would have items specifically designed to be vendor trash?

A phone that isn’t smart, probably

How about a Tangara?

Gotta be Tubelectric.

“…Fish??”

Are you sure? Doom was GPL’ed in 1999.

Finally, a keyboard for Sims!

The 80s called, they want their weird jokes back.

I get you. I think you’re right - if you have a page which does make heavy use of JS, it can be difficult if not.impossible to replicate the same behaviour without it. HOWEVER: you can often get something close enough!

To go back to my shop example: yes, you can use JS to show a richer shopping experience, with pop-up windows, filtering, and the ability to add to cart without leaving the page. Graceful degradation would be to show the same listings, but without the more convenient features that use JS - so without popups, with filtering that refreshes the page, and a completely separate cart.

Some apps really can’t function without JS, because they are… well, apps.

People do stuff in JavaScript that you really don’t need JavaScript for. You don’t need JS to display a store listing, for instance. Or a news page, or documentation, or even a search engine

“Makes you think!”

I’ve been doing a lot of batch cooking lately, and come to the conclusion that everything is a soup.

Pizza is just soup on top of bread.

A surefire way to get people to ask is to tell them not to ask.

An original, genuine copy of ‘Akalabeth: World of Doom’.

Cool is what you make it, dude.

Putting contracted words in the wrong places. Like ending a sentence with “you’re”.

Using “less” instead of “fewer”.

Not getting spellings 100% accurate all the time.

Using the wrong version of ‘your’ or ‘their’.

Just thinking about the email one…

I would say one email, two emails… but a lot of email. If it’s an unquantified number then I drop the ‘s’.

You mean you’re only supposed to have one???

…I have a certain pop song stuck in my head at the moment, so I was singing Pink Spooky Club to my cat earlier.