

Oh boy guess we gotta start eating freedom fries again.


Oh boy guess we gotta start eating freedom fries again.
It happened to me once. It was probably an old version of bash or possibly even just sh.
Don’t forget the dot files and directories. Use sudo in case of trouble…sudo rm -rf .*
(Don’t actually do this, because some shells will take that to include . and .. recursively)


Hey “analysts”, listen…people aren’t burning fossil fuels for fun. We do it because we have no practical alternative.
That’s not our fault. Not when the duly elected leader of one of the biggest economies in the world wants to bring back coal and “drill baby drill”, incentivizing further build out of fossil fuels and penalizing renewables.
When he’s not fucking kids, that is.
Is that what he meant when he said “drill baby drill” 🤔


Snakes are lizards for all intents and purposes, but colloquially zoologists and biologists won’t refer to them as such.
Sort of like how birds aren’t reptiles (they are) and corvids are not crows (they are, unless you’re a dick about it)


Triumph the Insult-Comic Dog, a bit from Conan.


That’s like a pot calling a kettle the N-word.


Genies out of the bottle now man.
Look forward to an arms race and eventually a cold war. This is our generations nuke.
That’s why Bezos has his secret mansion on the dark side of the moon.


Ehh it’s worked before.
Spain, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 3,000,000 files that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.


I prefer my wine in a 3L juicebox.


“Retard” has been making a comeback, too, I think.


I wish.
My wife has so far had 3 aunts and 1 cousin, all on her mother’s side, with different forms of breast cancer.
But yet, her PCP doesn’t want her having a mammogram until 40.
Her cousin was 36.
She’s 38 now, and a survivor. But still.


Plastics…make it possible.
The Audacity!


It’s from the President of the United States and it’s on TRUTH Social. Obviously this MUST to be factual, for both of those treasons.
What, you think the president would just lie? On a place called “truth”?
Color me shocked.


Two large pieces of wood, and a few 9-inch nails.
Per billionaire.
Isn’t this what hostnamectl is supposed to handle?


I’d believe it. I’ve felt really off the past few years.
In fact I also feel like everyone else had been slightly off the past few years.
Trump probably knew all along. He loves the poorly educated.
Could you imagine the child sex-trafficking empire Trump Jr. could build if most the US population is dumbed down just a couple more notches? Huge. Bigly. Greatest child sex trafficking ring the world had ever seen.
Generic GLP-1s in USA when?
Wegovy Pill is still, I think, $150-$200 (for now) (with manufacturer coupon) per month.
I started a week ago and I honestly feel like I will be saving at least $5-$7 per day off my food budget. So it’s affordable, albeit expensive.
Still a ripoff that insurance companies aren’t paying for it. Between my contribution, my employers contribution, my Medicare tax, and my deductible, my family plan costs $50k per year. That’s roughly the per capita median income in my area. The whole industry is a damn scam.