I once forgot to turn off a stove burner and burned a hole in an oven mitt

Put him in a bigger peach this time so he can’t get out

I want condo cheese

Trump wants to know why he can’t do that in America

Good

I have a favourite kitchen knife, so it’s plausible

I got drunk eating rum Popsicles and joked “how can I be drunk if I didn’t drink it”

That’s what I’ve theorized for a long time. One of the reasons alcohol is more popular than other drugs is how easy it is to take, that and the fact that it is legal.

Great, a new country for Musk to rule over

Think how different your life would be without all the people who invented and improved upon computers

I want to know what it’s like in the timeline where Trump was successfully assassinated right before the Republican National Convention

What your dad did was wrong and it’s understandable your mom would want to end her relationship with him, however that is between them and you should not have to end your relationship with him over it

There’s a good chance your dad knows my aunt. She also fell down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories during the pandemic and it’s driven away her family and she doesn’t understand why. One time a bunch of her friends bullied me on Facebook for being pro-vaccine and my Mom said she didn’t know any of those people and my aunt likely met them online through conspiracy bullshit groups

“Think how stupid the average person is, then realize half the people are more stupid than that”- George Carlin

I’m pretty sure the kid’s answer was how it was supposed to be answered

The kid answered correctly, it’s not unconventional at all, the teacher is just stupid

The teacher is fucking stupid. The question says Marty ate more, that is not only possible it is a given.

Was Trump informed that he is a nitwit and a jackass and should be in prison?

He died is describing the event of him dying, he’s dead means he is currently dead. However, they may as well be synonyms because I can’t think of any realistic situation where one is true and not the other

CGPGrey