Everything does, unfortunately

I’m more interested in things that go through their heads now, because I don’t see any point in pretending that their lives are of any worth

Hydrogen is metal

Weird metal, but metal

Always have been

I have a BYD dolphin and it’s great!

I have a >!deserved!< reputation for sometimes having a stick up my arse

But you have stick-ception. The stick up your arse has a stick up its arse.

If they only kill themselves, it’s a benefit to humanity

I’m a motorcyclist and I HATE people using their phones while driving

Women already do

Women, especially in 'Murica know

It’s guys, from the rapists to the cops to the lawyers to the judges who are overwhelmingly men, and overwhelmingly the problem

You just showed us all that you think it’s ok to be a rapist

Are you proud of yourself?

Yeah, it’s a shame (although unsurprising) that he turned out to be a cunt

The best thing is that my fiancée made a joke about a cake like this, so I have been practising it for her birthday

The guys I work with have now enjoyed many cakes and agree that I have it dialled in perfectly

She’s going to be so surprised!

I am practising making cakes

No fisting, just some a-grade erotica

Nah,

It was this one (obviously nsfw)

'Murica!

I had an intimate video of me maliciously shared with my employer and their biggest client

The irony is that in trying to destroy me, whoever it was actually fuelled my fire to do something I’d wanted to do for many years, so I walked out of my job and followed my dream

I’ve never looked back, funnily enough it took someone being a cunt to break my golden handcuffs

I expect absolutely nothing to happen

You most certainly do

You’re found wanting pretty much across the board

Tell them that they’re idiots and never speak to them again

I’m a Luddite who discovered this shit inadvertently, and still doesn’t actually understand how any of it works

But you’re correct in that I’m pushing 50

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