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Things I said before becoming a dad, go.
With charm like that, was it by accident? 🤔🤪
Double team me up.
To boldly come where no one has come before
Damn, that’s good!
That’s what she said!
Remember kids, consent is sexy. And The Borg don’t ask!
You will be ASSimilated!
You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!
Not sure how you’re supposed to pronounce the G in Borgy, so I’ve decided that it’s both hard and soft, in that order. A Borg-gy.
Hard then soft. Yeah that’s usually what happens at these parties
Hey, don’t forget the voyeurs. Their process is opposite, for the most part. Until Q says otherwise, even.
Flaccid…erect…flaccid…erect…not too hard…not too soft
And this one is juuust right
Resistance only makes us harder.

“You are fully funcional, Data, aren’t you?”
“I’m programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.”
And of course, who could forget this old classic?
It’s funny how many of the explosions were using the same stock footage layered in different ways. I miss practical effects in movies and TV.
When Riker climaxes, he shouting “fire torpedoes, full SPREEEAAAD!”
🎵 Geordi Borgy, puttin’ it in pies, kissed the ensigns an’ made 'em sigh 🎶
Beam me up 🫦
Third, i’m going. Wanna come ?
Him, probably 😏











